Reier

HE RETURNED. DOCTOR FLATULENCE. THE MOST FEARSOME DOCTOR WITH FLATULENCE FOR A LAST NAME THE STATE OF OHIO HAD EVER KNOWN.

WITH HIS POWERS, HE PLANNED TO EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE IN A PARK IN CLEVELAND.

BUT A HERO AROSE TO COMBAT THE MENACE. FIRE MAN. THE HOTTEST SUPERHERO AROUND (wa wa waa). WITH HIS FLAME POWERS, HE WAS READY TO DEFEAT THE EVILDOER. TO SAVE THE SQUIRRELS. THE OLD LADIES. THE PIGEONS. THE OLD LADIES WHO LOOKED LIKE PIGEONS.

DOCTOR FLATULENCE ATTACKED, BUT FIRE MAN WAS READY. WITH ONE FLAME THE SIZE OF A MATCH, THE PARK WAS LEVELED WHEN THE TWO TITANS COLLIDED.

BUT HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT. PIGEONS ARE ANNOYING ANYWAY.

Been here since 07 but have got like 4 posts. Go figure.