Hmmmm... It might work... IF...
1)If I believed in Spam.
2)If I had a crush.
3)If I had a bunch of time to waste.
And no, you won't die. I promise, if you die, I'll give you a million dollars. And I guess you won't be able to do anything with it, so I'll keep it for you.
Oh yeah, and...
~Terakk