Tavakai

*smacks with ransom money*

Whoops. I meant:

*smacks with random money*

...and I accidentally typed "there" instead of "they're"....

...what's the deal with these people? There all Slayers of Sentences....

Okay. Now, back to that long sentance....

Done. And if you've seen the Badger Badger Song, you'd know why I said snakes.

*clicks the fifth star so much that the computer shorts out even though it's no use anyway*

Well that was a waste of time.

I forget to read the first page too. I missed finding out about the release of Legends #9 and #10 because of that.

The badgers ran away because of a snake. Haku: I know, but I was wondering if the PM box would explode if it's too full when this gets over.

A "create blog" link shows up. I clicked it and you can make one, but I think I have to get off the computer now.

My PM box went from 50% to 11%. I wonder what happens when it's over.

I think we are allowed to make blogs. I might do that.

No, he's a space alien come from another planet to eat your face. Oh, this guy? Yeah, he's Gerlicky.

Wait. If we have Premier abilities, does that mean we can have blogs?

Howzabouts this Premier stuffs? It roxorz my soxorz!

Yes.

What? My personal photo is Tohu, but it still shows a badger when I comment! The badgers really have taken over!

Badgers to be postponed until BZP's anniversary is over. Tohu reigns now.

Pohuaki, I appreciate how you keep BZP under control. You do a great job.

*Area 51's roller coaster zooms up a bit*

Now I'll tell you--it was five.

...and I've been taken over by badgers....

While the hobbits were coming, they were ambushed by Badgers. They wiped away my avatar and personal photo. They have taken over.

Welcome to BZPower!

Done. The hobbits will take over once I find good pictures of them.

That's insane.