Tavakai

y u guyz tokkin??! i sed dat gy w/ wedhakr r bakk!!!!

Hey Takuma, I just found out you're right above Hapori Tohu on profile views.

o yah i membur dat 1 it mad me a vettrn noob al u uthr nbos r nobo nubs!111!!

also dat guy w/ wedhakkr r bak!!!!111!!

wul nau im fyrprof

kaihai eff ll; wuz rel den i soo u

Happy less almost than me b-day person that I don't know either.

no iiff pukmnz wuz reel den no durs upp dem 4 halwenn!!!!11

It took me until after I saw about five of your posts to realize what seemed different about you besides the name change. =P

Congratulations and stuffs!

ur r leggik 2 ittrnut den y r u heer

o wul imm lurgix 3 deth!11!!!!

*dies*

o yhe wul i r lurgix 2 u!!11!!!!

o yeh wul imma lurgik 2 ayr takdat!!!!

kaihainoova u uze ur hacked cehats 2 gt ur pusts + u dint hav no pokmn obsein 4 4 mohnts!!111!!!!

liek kaihainoova siix sahde an nub r cancl owt echuhter!!111!!

wear r gurky nuw n e waiey?2/242 /???

GURKYS PROFL VYEEWS R OVER 9000!!!!!!

Not only is "VTP" similar-sounding to "VTK," but you also joined BZP on my birthday.

coincidence lol

EPIC new banner.

no blaed etz rowrz not rwar

zomg liek belad taitn keld gurky noez oze!1111

no no no crse wards heer durk blazzr cuz els ull gut plaesd buy ###!@#124!lolz!!$#

i liek rubar bundz lulz

No, he's his attorney or something.

lol phubbrt i musspeld a wurd i men 2 sey cun nut but et taht i wuz swurring lolz!

kayhainoovuh u ###### cull meea hoato bgu cuz u spl it rwieet!!~11`