Burnmad

We'll just evacuate Tajun

Is gud plan

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In other news, Tex has been declared an honorary Vulcan

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I have very big plans for next episode, very big plans indeed.

Do you want to know what they are?

I'll let you in on them-- but just a little bit.

I want to finish having conversations with people.

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No, you can't. We don't count NPCs, or Terrorsaur's little poisoning stunt would have gotten his sig removed.

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I mean, let's get real. It would have happened anyway.

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Devil's Advocate: A) The existence of a race (such as the Skrall) which is so vastly physically superior to another (the Agori) as to threaten that other race's enslavement or extermination makes their (the stronger race's) own extermination an acceptable course of action for the latter race regardless of the deeds of the former race, and B) their far inferior numbers make it not only advisable, but the only logical course of action, by way of Sun Tzu: "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight."

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Probably because he keeps finding himself in direct conflict with the manipulative main antagonists, even when he tries to join them

Funny that this has been 2 of the 3 cases

If I was a villain I'd just make my cause as appealing to Nato as possible, and then very specifically not betray him

...Maybe I should try being the villain sometime

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Why does it seem like these games always boil down to arguing about the morality of something Nato did

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I veto the vetoes of Cap and TL, by the authority of the matchbox in my cupboard.

(A member of the Iron Tribe leading a nation would go a long way towards restoring their legitimacy in the eyes of my people, and allow me excuse to meet with him personally, as diplomats, without being negatively scrutinized; an outcome I find desirable, given that he has 1/3 of the Shards I'm trying to gather)

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Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here with most of my army, an honor complex, and a predisposition toward distrusting the Skrall

Waiting for something to do

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To be fair, rock is a lot more stable and understandable than time

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You'd become the new Rock Lord.

I think you mean Rock God

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Frankly, I'm not even sure how one would explode a water container, from within, without, you know... Removing the water and replacing it with explosives

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Prediction: At the end of the game, after all of the other nations have destroyed themselves, Vulcanus extends economic assistance to everyone* and, to the surprise of all, becomes an economic, instead of militant, conqueror

*Except for the Skrall

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The very concept of government is that it is a means of protecting the people from none other than the people.

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What's most shocking in this game is that anyone is shocked that a tribe containing only Tex and Luroka has turned against itself

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It's alright, Pahrak. You're new, so the mistake is understandable

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Don't make me break out the broomstick again

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Wait, is Tesara on fire? I didn't... So who...?

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It's definitely not the fault of their governments, that is certainly not it or even part of it

 

 

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This time it's not me just goofing up. It's mainly Orkahm's fault.

Good thing he's dead now.

 

You...

You know what? I'm not even gonna comment

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It's definitely not the fault of their governments, that is certainly not it or even part of it

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At this point if another season of BZPGOT happens I'm just going to throw a bunch of OP weapons over to Jungle, since chances are they'll just use them to self-destruct anyway

You know, revisiting this post: It actually gives me an interesting idea for a game.

I think I could format it to be easy to host, too... Definitely needs a lot of work, though.

I may or may not give it some more thought.

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Nato, this is like, the thousandth time?

Do you have a restraining order against Death or something

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But seriously tho, if you're just throwing all of your detractors in prison now I'm doing the thing again

The first time you did the thing, you ended up in a situation where you doing the thing again was inevitable.

 

The second time you did the thing, you did so as a hapless pawn of my plans for total zombification of the island.

 

Still, third time MIGHT be the charm, but, uh... I'm not betting on red. Or black for that matter.

 

I mean, technically I, personally, only did the thing once

I was unfortunately killed by a reality-bending throwing knife before I could do the thing a second time

(In fact, most of my efforts in S2 were directed towards trying to keep the pathetic, backwards Jungle from committing suicide by Tahu)

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Meanwhile

I'm trying to put out a political firestorm.

Phrasing

But seriously tho, if you're just throwing all of your detractors in prison now I'm doing the thing again

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