Edapurg The Raptor

I will join the alliance.

Hello, Underdog!

Okay. Sec, come over here. Okay, now fire your laser at the strange dead guy. That's a good Dalek. Who's my favourite engine of destruction? You are! Goo- wait, AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Okay... *Pulls out TtW robot and shoots it instead*

I cannot kill any other soldier of the good guys in the battle against Adventurer!

I shall join! Also, assigned regions sounds cool. Can I go to General Art?

Hey, just because one TtW is dead doesn't mean there aren't anymore! There's a whole species! So I will go to the rainforest of BZPower to search for another one! And you're too late for Ask Takadox. There's already two.

Yay! I'm in the club! I like turkeys! And monkeys! And Spaghetti! Anyway... I will buy all of your wares, Agwa. Also, Adventurer, can you please make an expanded Adventurer Club world? Otherwise, Winner gets it! *Presses Ressonance Pistol to Winner's nonexistent neck* Here's the math. + No EACW = + Adventurer = A cinder.

In other news, I have a sale on as well!

Photon Blaster

Brainwave Frier

Electric Disintegrator Whip

Smart Throwing Dagger

These weapons are used only for attack and defense. Nothing else. And also, another one:

Disintegrator Of Adventurer's Dignity

*Cocks gun* I WANTS A MEMBERSHIP AND A HUG!

I'll join because I just got a pet Dalek who wants you to meet his laser gun!

UTTER CHAOS! THE SCHOOL IS A WAR ZONE! A MEDIEVAL WAR ZONE! Btw, did you use both rulers to block you're opponent's strikes? Or just one of them?