Why are you so interested in MY interests? It's none of your business what I may or may not be interested in, and if you're so desperate to know you're reading this paragraph that very clearly doesn't contain my interests, than you have a serious problem. If you've got this far and still hold some kind of pathetic belief that my interests are hidden here somewhere, you are sorely mistaken, and I strongly advise you go read your own interests. Go on, off you go. Go read YOUR OWN interests. After all you're the only one who'll find them interesting. I said go. Right now. Stop reading, and get out of my profile before I have you shot.