Shadonix

Your name.

It is ironic.

I liekz.

shadowStorm [sS] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]:

SS: New name I see?

My phone let's me do comments and ratings now!

Yes. Yes I am.

Happy birthday!

YEAH! Now to spread the word to the rest!

You need to change your name to insaneComedian. Like seriously, you've been John Egbert long enough.

You should probably change your name to Waffle Classified and get it over with.

Your profile pic is trippy.

I JUST GOT YOU UP TO FIVE STARS.

Ah. So I assumed.

Wait, you mean Kopaka Thorn carcinoGenetecist or Dr. Kopaka Karkat Vantas?

And the first would be...?

Ah. Thought you were referring to something such as a third eye, or a tail, or being a rainbow drinker... Silly me. I mean, especially that last one! XD

Ah, well I suppose that's

Wait

Did you say mutant?

...

DEAR GOD GET AWAY FROM ME

HMN? NO. I'M NOT ACTUALLY KARKAT. I've just been impersonating him lately. My actual name's Shadonix, see. Also, Kanaya, I was pretty sure your planet was LORAF...?

FOOL.

In Soviet Russia, I rate YOU!

BLUH. LAND OF MARBLE AND SHADOW ISN'T BAD EITHER, I GUESS. SO DARK THOUGH. OW. I THINK I JUST BUMPED INTO ONE OF THESE BLACK MARBLE RECTANGULAR PRISMS/BUILDINGS WHICH, BY THE WAY, ARE *FREAKING EVERYWHERE.*

SOUNDS...

PEACHY.

My my that is QUITE the eyebrow-raising banner you've got there.

Happy birthday!

(I mean like besides you.)

Apparently, there's ANOTHER Karkat Vantas already!

LEIJON. SERKET SPEAKS OF A SIDE PROJECT REGARDING PICTURES OF US AND THE HUMANS. IN THE WORDS OF TROLL RICKY RICARDO, "SPLAIN." AND IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF GRAPHIC ART/GAME PROJECT YOU KNOW I WANT IN. YOU KNOW IT.