Shadonix

Yes.

Yes I am.

HEY VRISKA I DON'T THINK YOU COULD TAKE ON ERIDAN AND GAMZEE AT THE SAME TIME. ERIDAN KILLED FEFERI AND KANAYA WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT AND GAMZEE MURDERED EQUIUS AND NEPETA. ADVICE FROM A FRIEND: RUN LIKE THE DICKENS.

No prob. That's what I'm here for.

Always excuses with you people. Yeah, like you rate me four or three stars once and that brings me down.

Okay, now how much time does that even TAKE rating me down a star? I've tried countless times boosting my friends to five, but this? This is trolling at its rawest and finest.

ACTUALLY, you say "MCR? Good? Lolno" and "haha your taste in music what a joke" and call that "civil disagreement", then blame me for insulting you. That doesn't even make sense. Not even in Soviet Russia.

It's because I'm a comic maker, isn't it? I mean, it makes perfect sense. You despise all comic makers, you despise all people who listen to MCR and Green Day, put two and two together...

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YEAH, I'M BEING BLUH BLUH HUGE MORON, AREN'T I?

Get off of my profile. Hate to sound like a goody-two-shoes prat, but next time you do something like this, I'm reporting you to a Moderator.

I give up. You're impossible to talk to.

THAT PLUS I'M HIS EX-BEST FRIEND, SO I MAY OR MAY NOT GET IN HIS TWISTED GOOD JUDGEMENT DAY GRACES.

Fine. I edited it. Happy now, you persistent little #########? All I'm saying is it's GENERALLY considered rude to post in someone's blog how awful their favorite band is, THEN decide to visit their profile and drop a bomb on their taste in music.

I WILL SLICE YOU TO PIECES. SLICE, SLICE, SLICE. THAT OR I'LL JUST HIDE SAFELY AND WATCH GAMZEE SLICE YOU TO PIECES.

And funny, because I can name more than a few bands you like who are absolutely awful. Alice in Chains, As I Lay Dying, Disturbed, Weird Al...

You AGAIN!? Why is it that every time I see you, you're flaming something? :/

JEGUS CHRIS VRISKA SOON YOUR IRONS WON'T BE THE ONLY THINGS IN THE FIRE.

HEY. I'M THE BOSS. SHOW ME SOME RESPECT.

OH YEAH, WELL I HAVE A FLUORITE... NONET...? WHATEVER. SICKLES TRUMP DICE EVERY DAY.

LISTEN YOU LITTLE SPIDER WITCH THING I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO TRYING TO MESS WITH MY MIND AND SUCH BUT I'M ON TO YOU. SLEEP WITH A KNIFE.

UNTRUE.

I HATE EVERYONE MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE. ESPECIALLY YOU. AND EVERYONE ELSE.

I THINK I HATE YOU. >X(

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I WISH THERE WAS A DECENT EMOTICON FOR ANGRY SNAKE EYES.

No sir. Sorry. Calvirick was our last member.

OH GOG DON'T SAY IN THE FIRE DON'T SAY IN THE FIRE DON'T SAY IN THE FIRE

OH. HELLO SERKET. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO THESE DAYS, DARE I ASK?