Shadonix

He went to the MSPA fad.

HECK YEAH BOI

HELLO, NEPETA. GOOD TO SEE YOU'RE ALIVE. NOW STOP GLOMPING KTHXBAI.

HEY VRISKA I DON'T THINK YOU COULD TAKE ON ERIDAN AND GAMZEE AT THE SAME TIME. ERIDAN KILLED FEFERI AND KANAYA WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT AND GAMZEE MURDERED EQUIUS AND NEPETA. ADVICE FROM A FRIEND: RUN LIKE THE DICKENS.

Hey, do you have any active comic series?

Hey, how you been? You remember me?

Hey, I have no objection, just wondering.

Hey, Kraah, you wanted to Skype me? I'm back from vacation.

Hey, timelord (44444444444H4H4H4H), what's with the freaky noobish sounding name change?

Hey, ToC. Hope you get well soon.

If you're not already well.

Merry Christmas, buddy.

Hey, you're working on Underdogs with Justax, Garda, Argo, Ashnard, Biocryptid and I?

HEY. I'M THE BOSS. SHOW ME SOME RESPECT.

Hey. Welcome to BZP!

Hey.

Guess what I saw this summer?

(American I.)

And a Green Day concert the summer before.

Just to annoy you

Hm. Among the trippiest videos I've ever seen, but w/e. Can't tell if that was a song or a rap.

Hmm, indeed. Also, thanks a ton; if there's anything I can do in return (within reason), don't hesitate to ask.

HMN? NO. I'M NOT ACTUALLY KARKAT. I've just been impersonating him lately. My actual name's Shadonix, see. Also, Kanaya, I was pretty sure your planet was LORAF...?

Hold still, Spades. There's something in your Akaku.

Oh, and have I mentioned that you're like three days older than me?

How do you get it so on pesterchum you keep your chumhandle after you exit?

How long have you been making comics? I've certainly seen you around before.

Huh. Don't hear that every day. Well, nice to have you back on BZP.

I do show respect for the fabulous and gorgeous. I have self-respect AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay time to stop.

I dunno, how would I be getting this exactly? Also, thanks man.

I give up. You're impossible to talk to.

I got it from Saber Masquerade. I think he's gallowsCalibrator right now.