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  1. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    HIS PREEMINENCE, THE SUPREME KAL-FAN EMPEROR
    -Toa Lhikevikk-

    THE EMPEROR'S CHIEF EXECUTIONER
    Kohrak Kal17
    Assisstant:
    Caliga

    CAPTAIN OF THE IMPERIAL KAL-FAN ARMY
    Vocals
    Army Members:
    Republic Commando Niner
    Max Power

    HIS PREEMINENCE'S PERSONAL STRIKEFORCE MASTER
    1/2 of Sumiki
    Strikeforce Members:
    [none yet lol]


    SECRETARY-GENERAL OF THE KAL-FAN AGENCY OF INTELLIGENCE (AND LACK THEREOF)
    Kaitan #2 Lavasurfer
    Agency Members:
    [none yet lol]

    ADMIRAL OF THE IMPERIAL KAL-FAN SKY-SEA-SPACE FLEET
    HBOMEGA10
    Fleet Members:
    Cherixon [Admiral's assisstant]

    ENEMIES OF HIS PREEMINENCE THE KAL-FAN EMPEROR
    Any and all members of the Official Kal Haters Club, especially Boss Brickeens

    COFFEE BEARER
    Kohrak Kal17/Brickeens
  3. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    A friend of mine made this and told me to post it in my blog. Well I wouldn't call it the world's hardest, as I figured it out in a few minutes -- (or did I? ), along with the math trick behind it.
     
    HINT: It's actually-- [gets sucked into black hole]
     
    EDIT: For the record guys, I just noticed that his handwriting is kinda vague so the numbers of steps required is SIX, no more, no less.
  4. -Toa Lhikevikk-

    Santa Claus

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    ...there are actually parents who delibrately brainwash their kids into believing that there's this fat bearded guy who pilots a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer and jumps down the chimneys of every child's house on the planet delivering presents (which somehow all fit into his sleigh) in a single night, before returning to his home on the North Pole where he compiles lists of the activities of every single child in the world, categorizing them based on the morality of their actions?
     
    Wow.
     
    Who knows what else they lie so blatently about.
     
    Before re-posting this entry, please remove comment 15, as it contains leet/chatspeak. Thanks! -Nukaya
     
    EDIT: Does simply removing the offending word count?
  7. -Toa Lhikevikk-

    My Vision

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    After lunch today, I suddenly had a great idea: The Lhikevikk Cactus Factory. It would sell artificial cacti for only $499.99 an ounce. It would be a small brick building, utterly featureless save for a small glass door. Inside would be a dark space, lit only by the light through the door, containing nothing but a small hatch on the floor. Customers would open the hatch and climb down a swimming pool-type ladder into a brightly lit underground chamber.
     
    This is the exciting part. The chamber would be huge, about the size of your average Wal-Mart. But it would have no furniture whatsoever. The walls, floor and ceiling would all be white, the whitest white you could ever imagine. The walls would be covered in panels (white of course), which could be removed by requesting the assistance of the employees.
     
    The employees would all wear black suits, the blackest black you could ever imagine. They would also wear white ties with bright pink polka dots. They would wear bridgeless sunglasses and would look exactly alike. As in, practically the same guy. They would walk up and down an invisible grid, horizontally and vertically but never diagonally. They would constantly walk at the exact same speed, too.
     
    Should a customer speak to an employee, he would be completely unresponsive unless the customer is asking for a certain type of cactus. The employee would then walk speechlessly (they never, ever talk) over to a specific panel and remove it. Behind the panel would be a pipe about as long as the employee's arm. At the end of the pipe would be an artificial cactus illuminated by dim red lights. The employee would then hold the cactus until the customer leaves, following them until then (but staying on the invisible grid).
     
    The store would have no background music. Instead, the loudspeakers would play the sound of a fly's buzzing to soothe the customers, who would be allowed to enter at any time, but could only leave between 2:00 AM and 5:00 AM.
     
    The cashier would be a chihuahua, who would lick the customer's credit cards and transmit the data to the store's supercomputer using the EEG cap it would wear. Customers are discouraged from using cash or cheques, probably because the chihuahua would not be trained to handle such payments and would usually rip them to shreds. Since the employees never talk, this warning would be transmitted subliminally through the loudspeakers as they play the fly's buzzing.
     
    Most customers would then go to the Sumiki Psychiatric Clinic due to the clinic's business partnership with the factory. This could be related to the owners of the factory being escapees from the clinic.
     
    (So Sumiki, you were right about Pizza Hut being bad for my health; my mental health if not my physical health.)
  8. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    BIONICLE was a constraction figure line.
     
    BIONICLE stopped selling well.
     
    BIONICLE ended as a result.
     
    Hero Factory is a constraction figure line.
     
    Hero Factory may or may not sell well.
     
    Hero Factory will end if it doesn't sell well.
     
    Hero Factory, in order to resurrect BIONICLE, must be boycotted, thereby proving to LEGO that constraction figures don't sell well so they can bring back a line that they will then know for sure won't sell well.
     
    Sound like a plan? B)

  10. -Toa Lhikevikk-

    Yesterday

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    BREAKFAST: half a large pizza
    LUNCH: two Big Macs w/ Coke/Diet Coke mixture and fries
    SNACKS: several chocolate chip cookies
    DINNER: half a large pizza
     
    EATING THESE THINGS ALL THE TIME AND NOT GETTING FAT (OR BULIMIC): priceless
     
    There are some things "health food" can't provide.
     
    For everything else, there's Teenager's Metabolism.
  12. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    My Dad: It's simple, see, here it says 9+6, so you add and get eleven.
    Me: Nine plus six is not eleven. It's fifteen.
    My Dad: Oh, right.
     
    My Dad: Define "fortitude."
    Me: Six times nine in base thirteen?
     
    My Dad: How are you doing in English?
    Me: Great. Is a prokaryote the cell without a nucleus or with one?
     
    My Dad: What the the two main reasons wars are fought?
    Me: Some people like to attack; some people like to defend.
    My Dad: Is that what you read in the book?
    Me: No, that's just how war is.
     
    My Dad: No, if it says to write the numeral, don't spell out the word.
    Me: It's standard writing procedure in English to spell out any number lower than 100.
    My Dad: So the curriculum has flawed grammar?
    Me: Yep.
     
    My Dad: So why are we making a square meter on the floor with masking tape?
    Me: It's so I can walk around erratically in the square and apparently learn something about molecular motion.
    My Dad: Well, at least you can clean the floor that way.
     
    Me: Now that I've wasted ten minutes of school wandering around in a square, I need a balloon, some magnets, a chunk of wood, and a nuclear reactor.
    My Dad: Kay, we'll get the materials some other day.
     
    Quotes may not be exactly word-for-word.
  14. -Toa Lhikevikk-

    Remember Kids

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    The substitution of letters for numbers is an ancient mathematical science known as algebra. Use of it is a sign of high intellectual advancement. It is also related to the following.
     
    The substitution of numbers for letters is an ancient language art known as leetspeak. Use of it is also a sign of high intellectual advancement. So high, that only the mighty Binkmeister can use it, so that no one can surpass him. FEAR BINK AND HIS MIGHTY LEETSPEAK
     
    so dont confuze the 2 kk?
  15. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    You know the Google ads, right? That banner up there? ^^^ (You won't see it now, they don't appear in the blogs.)
     
    I saw one advertising a Twilight quiz.
     

     
    Even though I know nothing, noooooooooooooooooothing* about Twilight, it doesn't look very popular here.
     
    Beware the anti-Twilight mob that shall arise.
     
    *yay for Hogan's Heroes references
  17. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    McDonalds has a clown with a corny name.
     
    Burger King has a guy in a ridiculously fancy robe and a plastic mask.
     
    Wendy's has a redhaired girl in her pyjamas.
     
    Arby's has a levitating neon hat that takes over people's brains.
     
    Dairy Queen has a disembodied mouth.
     
    Applebee's has an apple from which Wanda Sykes's voice eminates.
     
    Kentucky Fried Chicken has some colonel who died of obesity-related issues.
     
    Pizza Hut has an invisble entity that never speaks.
     
    Taco Bell had a talking chihuahua that seems to have been dognapped.
     
    I would feel so at home with these people...
  18. -Toa Lhikevikk-

    Name Change

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    I have one in three days.
     
    After seeing Phyoohrii change his name to General Alcazar, I have this sudden urge to change to a Tintin-themed name.
     
    But I promised that the next one would contain Lhikevikk, remember?
     
    WHAT DO I DO? D:
  20. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Maybe you've heard the rumors. 
    Or maybe you've heard the lies "they" want you to believe.
     
    This project is here to bring you the truth.
     
    But remember, every step you take, every move you make, "they" will be watching you...
     
     
     
    THE V FILES: A SPOOF OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES EVERYWHERE!
     
    "But... WTH is it?"
     
    Project V is a fake conspiracy theory. The project is supposed to give proof that space aliens are trying to take over the world and that some of them are already among us. However, it is only for laughs, please do not take it seriously. Anyone accused of being an alien or covering up for them isn't really like that. (As far as we know...)
     
    But it is also an RHG. (Do not confuse with RPG!) Each installment will have one clue/puzzle. You may not post what it is or how to solve it, that you may PM to me. All the clues, but together, explain the answer. (If we only knew the question...)
     
    (If you don't know what RHG means, it means Red Herring Game. Examples includes Rampage Of A Rabbit, by Bioran23; A Change Of Space, by Moutekea; The Keys, by Tomana; and, to some extent, the Disc Collection Fad. And don't roleplay. RHG=/=RPG.)
     
    INTRODUCTION:
    You walk into an old apartment building and go up to the top floor. You ring the doorbell of an apartment, whose window you had seen while outside. It looked like no one had been there in years. The door creaks open, but still chained, with a strange-looking fellow peering out. He wears a brown overcoat with an upturned collar, a hat with the brim tipped downward, and sunglasses.
     
    PARANOID WEIRDO: Who are you? Why are you here? Speak, stranger!
     
    YOU: I'm, uh, here about that newspaper ad... the one that only had your address and a large V?
     
    PARANOID WEIRDO: Hmm... I'll let you in. But I can't say I trust you. Yet.
     
    The paranoid weirdo unchains the door and you enter. The place is decrepit, with cracks and cobwebs all over.
     
    YOU: So you... live here?
     
    PARANOID WEIRDO: You don't need to know that. What you do need to know is this.
     
    He walks to his desk (far from any windows) and opens a drawer. After shuffling through several files, he pulls out a folder and gives it to you. You read it. It has several pages on UFOs, as well as a few newspaper clippings. But the last paper surprises you. It is a signup sheet for some kind of alien-investigating team.
     
    PARANOID WEIRDO: So. Are you willing to join the V-Team?
     
    YOU: Yes, I believe I will. One question, though... what's your name?
     
    PARANOID WEIRDO: White. Matthew White.
     
    You fill in the form and are given some briefing on your mission, as well as an outfit that matches White's, and a briefcase. You leave, now a spy for... Planet Earth.
     
    So... like the whole concept? It's been in my head for a while, but now I have a blog and can put it into action. 8D
     
    If you want to join the V-Team, comment here and fill out your signup sheet:
     
    BZP name:
    Human name: [first name and last initial; you can use your real one but you don't have to]
    Gender:
    Skin color:
    Eye color:
    Hair color:
    Toenail color: [very important!]
    Specialties:
    Favorite brand of deodorant: [very important!]
     
    May the Farce be with you...
     
    EDIT: bumped for importance (no one wants to join? )
  21. -Toa Lhikevikk-

    Gaem Tiem!11!1!111!

    By -Toa Lhikevikk-,

    Here's how we'll play:
     
    1. I post a word. Say... water.
    2. You post a word with the first letter of the first word being the first letter of the second word. Say... winter.
    3. The next person posts a word where the second letter of the second word is the first letter of the third word. Say... invisible.
     
    Got it?
     
    Oh, and two more rules:
     
    1. Each must be a real English word.
    2. Once you get to the say, seventeenth word, it must have at least seventeen letters to keep the game going.
     
    It's easy at first, but it'll get hard fast... oh, yes...
     
    First word: shield.
  24. -Toa Lhikevikk-
    Months ago, in our previous duel, Harrison Ford shot himself Han Solo shot Indiana Jones out of the saloon!
     
    But no duel could ever compare to this next one. It's so big, it barely fits in the solar system, let alone a saloon!
     
    First up, we have the Makuta, alternatively known as... EVERYTHING!
     

     
    On the other side of the battle, we have the Master, alternatively known as... EVERYONE!
     

     
    Who will win? YOU DECIDE! VOTE NOW! VOTE NOW! VOTE NOW!
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