Valendale

 

So I'm making this offer: when I die in this game, I would like to be tutored in the art of playing BZPower Mafia; specifically, the back door part of it.

I'll teach you how to do that.

Hey guys, is Mafia Zero still running, or...? It seems like a good testbed.

 

 

I forgot to drop a vote earlier. Since Chro was trying to spread fire, I'll vote for him. Know what elements are good and bad, kids.

Consider yourself a marked man.

 

 

Marked Man and a Man of Miracles? Hmm...

I forgot to drop a vote earlier. Since Chro was trying to spread fire, I'll vote for him. Know what elements are good and bad, kids.

 

I have good defense. I would never purchase nor use a dagger as a weapon. As far as weapons go, a dagger is about as weakling as you can get. If I wanted to slaughter you all, I would most likely use some sort axe or hammer. Crossbows and gatling guns work for ranged attacks, but I tend to avoid those.

But you owned the dagger.

I suspect you got it on Black Friday as a doorbuster.

And you then proceeded to stab people with it to get an axe.

X LOGIC STRIKES AGAIN

AND AS ALWAYS POORLY!

 

No I got it as a gift. Blame my mom.

I have good defense. I would never purchase nor use a dagger as a weapon. As far as weapons go, a dagger is about as weakling as you can get. If I wanted to slaughter you all, I would most likely use some sort axe or hammer. Crossbows and gatling guns work for ranged attacks, but I tend to avoid those.

 

How is being a Zamboni any worse than have your arm be eternally on fire? Zambonis get to spend their time with attractive bodies of ice!

 

Hence why you were not the one transformed into a Zamboni.

 

Hence nothing, my case is in a coma!

...

Well, maybe that would have worked better with rest instead of hence. Anyway, my point still stands. Firearms case nothing but pain! Here a Grape Drank Stugios, we only use the finest of melee weapons. And Finest Sourdough Bread!

How is being a Zamboni any worse than have your arm be eternally on fire? Zambonis get to spend their time with attractive bodies of ice!

I've lost a lot of squids, due to how little I cared about them; although, that has started to change. Cordak missiles actually may take their spot, I just don't even know enough to figure out how many I've lost.

 

My friend code is 4828-3892-5266, can somebody tell me what Friend Safari Pokemon I have?

I've added you, add me back: 2664-3187-0957Anyone that doesn't have me added yet should do so! I have one good Pokemon in my Friend Safari: Vivillon. If I remember correctly, the others are the mediocre Paras and terrible Volbeat.

 

I've added you both. My code is in sig.

What's with the rhyming. I'm trying to grasp the sense of it.

You're confused.

I can see it in you.

Let me inject some sense:

I've got Nightmares Before, During, and After Christmas.

Rhyming is our aspiration

a part of this HARDCORE MAFIAAAA nation

What we all want to be

like an arm in a sleeve,

so can't you see?

Time to quit the fear

I'm a real rap genius up in here

I once out-rhymed a guy with an afro

I'm not into stereotypes, though.

My rhymes are so glacial

You won't think twice

Mix it up real orange

Life of spice

Burnmad and me

Fire and ice

MAFIA IX

Darkened skies

Tell the truth

I don't tell lies

Certain forums

They like their pies

Walk on the ground

Cause I can't be flys

My ice is at the foundation of this HARDCORE MAFIAAAA

Yes this game shall be sufficiently glacial. The title even references one of my favorite games. Sign me up.

RTS Ultra Glacier 2

Captain: Valendale

First Mate: Pohatu

Speed: H1 Cargo: C2

Guns: L5 L1 L1 S3

Sorry about that. I really don't know how I missed it. Stats edited.

Congratulations, you just described at least half of our players.

 

Valendale reporting for necessary presence.

This Chattering Corpse Heap is entirely not glacial enough!

I'm like a glacier

I'm a patient freak of nature

I don't post before the host does

Because I was there once

My last rap was deleted,

like those shoplifters getting fweeted

I don't steal, but sometimes I surprise borrow

I don't steel, ice types into the morrow

Any spot does for me

Is what I say usually

but since the South is where I be

(Sadly)

Might as well take spot Three.

Sign me up. Variety is once again up in here.

Since the game promised references to past games, and fire is an important point, I say the our suspect has been the Pyro some time in the past. Of the suspect list, only Pulse qualifies, therefor I vote Pulse, Lloyd, Kapura.

 

...Uh, that's a very bad reason to vote for someone. If you don't know why, why are you doing it?

 

This is Bionicle Mafia.

No, this is HARDCORE MAFIAAAA. But the concept still stands.

I managed to get a shiny Diggersby. Yay... a Diggersby...

If you don't want it, I may have stuff I could give you for it. Diggersby is actually one of my favorite new ones.

Due to how things are looking, I deem myself the gravekeeper and entitle the current dead people with the title of 'Really Quite Stinky and Maggot-Filled Chattering Corpse Heap'. And/or RQSMF Chattering Corpse Heap.

All in favor?!

Zakaro

I am so in favor. Mafia without Chattering Corpse Heaps is terrible.

Language on the Matoran is Hebrew.

hey

I'm not saying I'm mafia, but if I was, I wouldn't be sadistic

I'd try to end things quickly

...i think.

with something like painless sleeping drugs -> kanoka to the back.

ya know. also putting this here now, if this turns out to be the scene I'm being framed. Calling it now. This post will not be edited.

Zakaro

I like to quickly impale them with an icicle. If I have to be bloodthirsty, it better be cold blood.

Technically, not everyone was wrong. Neither person I voted for has been confirmed innocent.

I vote Onarax and Lloyd.

Quick Spelling lesson:

(I've even lost my power to make bold, okay.)

Right: HARDCORE MAFIAAAA

Wrong: HARDCORE MAFIAAA

I'll take any spot.

Hour The Final

It was a grim day indeed. The village had captured my final loyal soldier and they were coming for me. I knew I only had one chance: Mysteryfication. I had done this once before and I came out on a strange island in the present. Now, there may not be much of a present left. At least I could feel that there would not be in a short matter.

It was not a hard process this time. Snow and ice already surrounded me. I had no need for despicable light or heat stones. No, I had the staff of ultimate power, so I conjured myself a Coldstone. The cold soon overwhelmed the feeble villagers. They would only be out for a few hours. At that moment, I could feel myself ripping in half.

As for myself, when I awoke it was much too hot. I appeared to be in some sort of desert...And my staff was gone...

-SELFMADE HARDCORE MAFIAAAA

As for myself, when I awoke....there was a strange sense of the number eight........................And my staff was gone...

-Valendale