[1] Which is more likely, Brave New World or Nineteen Eighty-four?
Brave New World, IE the Iron Maiden album.
[2] You are in a post-nuclear world overrun by mutant dinosaur clones. What do you do?
I REGRET NOTHING (explodes)
[3] Based on your answer to question #1, which character would you be?
Bruce Dickenson
[4] A wizard has turned you into a mudkip. Is this awesome? Y/N
y
[5] My first and middle name combined could be “Jean-Luc” in French?
non
[6] Do you shop at Wal*Mart?
occasionally.
[7] You are immune to the Crippen virus. What do you do?
Hang out with people with the Crippen virus, I guess.
[8] Have you been to a Mexican restaurant within the last ten months?
yes
[9] What is your baloney’s name?
O-S-C-A-R
[10] Given that parallel lines c and e are tangent to circle C at points I and S, respectively, does the resulting diagram resemble the Green Lantern’s insignia?
...
mudkip?