WriterofReapers

That's as good a reason as any. However, it's probably more a result of my incredibly laziness.

But seriously, I'm really tired of having a job where I constantly have to worry about a ball and its location relative to either my skull or crotch. It's tough to guard both at the same time whilst still looking professional.

Yeah, laziness does often do that to people...

I've had bad experiences with baseball myself... And both of those you listed are incredibly unpleasant.

Indeed.