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  1. SPIRIT
    "Paradox-free time travel? Now I know you're crazy, SPIRIT."
     
    This has been bugging me lately, so I felt I needed to get it off my mind. So listen well, sirs and madams, while I explain the mechanics and feasibility of time travel that doesn't have to interfere with physics or logic as does much of the time travel we see in popular media.
     
    Parallel Universes
     
    First thing's first. For paradox-free time travel to be possible, we need to assume that there are parallel universes or timelines. Many prominent physicists agree upon this, that our universe is simply one of many floating in the 11th dimension. Where do these universes come from? They split off every time a sapient being makes a decision, thus making all possible choices for them real.
     
    Now, we also have to assume that humans have free will. You can argue the philosophy of this until the cows come home, but if humans don't have free will, they can't make choices, and then we can't have our parallel universes, and now we have some angry physicists.
     
    But wait, couldn't random events trigger these timeline splits? Like what if the sun randomly blew up one day?
     
    Nope. And to explain why, here's a quote from Stargate:
     
    "According to Newtonian physics [...] if you could know the position and velocity of every particle in the universe at any given moment, you could accurately predict all of their interactions for the rest of time."
     
    Now, assuming we have free will, that means that apart from the choices we make, all things that happen in the universe are inevitable and governed by fate: a domino effect throughout the universe that began since the dawn of time. Therefore, unless something with the ability to make conscious decisions intervenes, everything will happen in a predetermined way that will not alter from timeline to timeline.
     
    In conclusion: human decisions make parallel universes.
     
    The Nature of Time
     
    "Time isn't made out of lines! It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!"
     
    This is absolutely wrong. Time is made out of neither lines nor circles, it is more like the branches of a tree. We'll call the trunk of the tree the original timeline, the one that existed when everything began. Then come along us clever humans who can make conscious decisions. Each decision we make, the tree branches off, each branch representing the various different choices we could have made. This is obviously quite a large tree.
     
    Now, don't get me wrong, universes aren't shaped like trees (physicists can't agree on the shape, but it really relevant at the moment), rather, the conceptual functioning of the splitting of timelines looks like a tree.
     
     
    The Time Machine
     
    Right, we've got our parallel universes and we've got our time tree, now for the fun part: our time machine. Before we begin, we have to imagine that cost and technology are not an issue as this deals with things that may take eons for humanity to develop.
     
    The machine itself doesn't need to be anything fancy. Just something big enough for you and anyone you intend to bring with you to fit in. Here's what it needs to do, though:
     
    1) Escape the fourth dimension
     
    According to Einstein (who seemed to know what he was talking about), we live in four dimensions of space-time (length, height, depth, and time). As we are all moving forward through the fourth dimension at more or less the same speed (except for those of us who can move at the speed of light), if we want to move backwards through time, we will need to escape its clutches. Now, since dimensions 5-10 are somehow wrapped up in superstrings, we'll need to journey to the 11th dimension, or the plane that contains all the various universes on membranes (just go with me on this, it's what physicists are saying).
     
    Going forward through time is much easier (just freeze yourself and wait), but if ever you want to get back to where you started, you're still going to need to go back.
     
    2) Make you feel at home
     
    As you depart the fourth dimension, you'll find that you sorely miss the laws of physics as the atoms that form your body begin folding in on themselves. So, the interior cabin of your time machine will need to retain or simulate a pocket of four dimensional space-time so that you don't crumble into dust.
     
    3) Be able to navigate the "time tree"
     
    Since your eyes probably aren't adjusted to working in the 11th dimension, you'll need your time machine to have the capability to detect your point of origin on the time tree and then calculate where it is you would like to re-enter the fourth dimension. Once again, problematic in that the concept of "where" would be quite different in the 11th dimension, but let's just say it's doable.
     
     
    Changing the Past
     
    The main issues that people have with time travel is that if you mess with the past you could alter the future so that you would never have travelled back in time in the first place, thus never having changed the past...
     
    This is a paradox. Logically, an action cannot cause or prevent itself from occurring.
     
    Therefore, as your time machine enters the past, you will instantly create a new time branch, given that you did not exist in the original series of events. Now, you can do whatever you like, even kill your past self with no adverse effects because the future that your actions create is a different one than the one you came from.
     
    Similarly, if I were to go into the future and bring back a Playstation 4, I would create a different timeline and thus a new future than the one the device originated from.
     
     
    Benefiting from Changing the Past
     
    Unless you wanted to watch the Egyptians build the pyramids or see what colour dinosaurs were, chances are you travelled back in time to change something in order to improve the life you presently live.
     
    Let's say you're a broken-hearted inventor with a time machine. Five years ago, your wife got in a car accident and now you're all alone. The accident was preventable, though, and you could have saved her. So you go back in time and save your wife's life. She happily returns home to your past self and it looks like all is well.
     
    Feeling rather pleased with yourself, you return to your own time only to find that nothing has changed. "That's right," you say. "I need to go to a future that stemmed from the change I made." So you hop back in your machine and jump one universe over, to the exact same time, where you find your alternate universe self still happily married.
     
    Now you're left with a difficult decision:
     
    A) Let them live together happily and get on with your life.
    B) Convince your alternate universe self to trade lives with you (this shouldn't be too hard, heck, in your life, you own a working time machine!).
    C) Kill your alternate universe self, dispose of the body, and then pretend to be him.
     
    Sticky, yes, but paradox-free.
     
     
    Well, I hope you budding geniuses out there will be able to use this lesson to work out the kinks in your time machines. If this does help you, you can repay me by getting me a pet Compsognathus.
  2. SPIRIT
    Wikipedia was unhelpful in this regard, so I bring my question to you. As a child, when you played tag, there would have been a "safe zone" that while touched prevented you from becoming It. I would like to know what term you used to name this safe zone.
     
    Personally, everyone I knew called it T (short for time-out). Wikipedia calls this "gool" or "base". What names do you know of?
  3. SPIRIT
    Calling all operatives of the Collective Alliance for the North American Domination Aspiration (C.A.N.A.D.A).
     
    Everything continues to go according to our designs and those living in the United States suspect nothing. The operatives placed within BZPower (particularly our operative who has been promoted to administrator) are continuing their functions as usual and we are working to embed ourselves deeper into the website. Now proceeding to initiate plan Sigma Tiger-Shrimp 24.
     

    *** What was that all about, you ask? Well, well, let me give you a brief history lesson.
     
    Ever since the war of 1812 ended in 1815, a secret cold war has been brewing in Canada against the United States. Their larger population and warmer climate meant that a military defeat would be out of the question, so a more subtle conquest was undertaken. Over nearly two hundred years, we worked in secret to slowly bring about our plans. Secret operatives, government conspiracies... it won't be long until your country belongs to us and no one suspects a thing.
     
    If this is true, though, why would I be telling you? Well, it's simple. I present the idea to you publicly that Canada is plotting against the States, but do it in a fashion that makes it appear as though I'm either joking or insane so that you'd think that such a thing is completely outlandish. Then I'll explain the possibility of this to you and you won't know what to think.
     
    Allow me to further the illusion by listing some of our key operatives and the contributions they have made to the cause.
     
    Joe Shuster: Artist and co-creator of Superman. He popularized comic book superheroes and turned millions of Americans into nerds. Why, without him, there would be no BIONICLE comics and therefore less of you would have come to this website. Also made you believe that superpowered aliens from Krypton were fictional. By increasing the nerd population, he turned millions away from sports and social interactions, reducing the number of people able to get married and have children, let alone defend themselves from an attack.
     
    Dr. James Naismith: The inventor of basketball. He created what would become a multi-billion dollar industry, syphoning off your money to certain sectors of the economy for our purposes.
     
    Jim Carrey: Made thousands of Americans look like morons when they tried to imitate the characters he plays in movies. Also, little known fact: there were no special effects used in Bruce Almighty, that was all him...
     
    Alexander Graham Bell: Inventor of the telephone. Sure, the device has changed over the years, but your don't think that the original inventor of the phone wouldn't have built in some undetectable way for us to record your calls?
     
    Willard S. Boyle: Co-inventor of a key component to all digital cameras. Made photography accessible to the masses and made it possible for any American to upload their pictures, giving us access to a plethora of visual data.
     
    Colin Mochrie: Popularized improv on Whose Line is it Anyway and in turn gave rise to many terrible amateur drama productions, turning American youth away from getting degrees in subjects that actually had paying jobs behind them and instead deciding to major in drama and theatre.
     
    Avril Lavigne: Popularized/revived the goth/punk look. I think this one speaks for itself...
     
    William Shatner: The famous star of the first Star Trek, he increased the nerd population.
     
    Hayden Christensen: Gave a subpar performance in the new Star Wars movies, for some ruining their childhood and for others continuing to increase the population of nerds.
     
    James Cameron: Made the most successful movies of all time, not only syphoning off more of your money, but also popularizing 3D so that EVERYTHING is in 3D now, all for the goal of making you sick and dizzy while watching movies, and making you believe that Unobtainium is difficult to obtain and that you have to go to another planet and kill millions to get it. We've got tonnes of it.
     
    David Suzuki: Fooled you all into thinking that we aren't committing acts of ecological terrorism against you by heating up the planet and that instead its your fault for buying SUVs.
     
    Justin Beiber: Hypnotized your young girls and enraged just about everyone else. He is one of our top operatives.
     
    Retirees: Many retirees in Canada move to Florida, so they can easily export oranges without being noticed. The use of these oranges? To prevent our extensive navy of iceberg-shaped ships from scurvy... they're also delicious.
     
    The majority of the population: Ever wonder why most Canadians live along the US border? Simple. The notion that Canada has a limited military is a myth. Those living along the border are the military. They sit on what will soon become the battle lines while your population is spread about the country and concentrated on the coasts. At a moment's notice, they will be ready to invade, while you will not.
     
     
    Well, those are only a few of the operatives working for our cause and I'm sure any Canadians could name many more. And so, fellow Canadians, let us hope that this "false" revelation of our plans succeeds in further throwing the Americans off our scent. Let us continue to communicate using our slightly different system of spelling to pass along secret information, and the best of luck to all your ventures, eh?
  4. SPIRIT
    I hope that got your attention.
     
    I saw the movie about a month ago and I have a fairly neutral opinion of it. Sure there was a lot of impressive CGI and stuff, but for some reason I'm not seeing how it became the number one selling movie of all time or why I keep hearing about people desperately wishing to go to Pandora.
     
    I can pretty much trace this back to the sense of nausea the 3D effects of the movie induced in me, so as impartially as you can, I'd appreciate hearing what exactly it is about the movie that has everyone hooked.
  5. SPIRIT
    Yeah, they were up for a few minutes today, but "the Man" wanted them taken down. Luckily, SPIRIT snagged them before they vanished. The first word is their English name and the second word is their Pokedex species in Italian... for reasons I won't go into. Enjoy.
     
    * Victini Vittoria 0,4 m 4,0 kg
    * Snivy Serperba 0,6 m 8,1 kg
    * Servine Serperba 0,8 m 16,0 kg
    * Serperior Regale 3,3 m 63,0 kg
    * Tepig Suinfuoco 0,5 m 9,9 kg
    * Pignite Suinfuoco 1,0 m 55,5 kg
    * Emboar Suincendio 1,6 m 150,0 kg
    * Oshawott Lontra 0,5 m 5,9 kg
    * Dewott Apprendista 0,8 m 24,5 kg
    * Samurott Dignità 1,5 m 94,6 kg
    * Patrat Esplorante 0,5 m 11,6 kg
    * Watchog Sentinella 1,1 m 27,0 kg
    * Lillipup Cagnolino 0,4 m 4,1 kg
    * Herdier Fedeltà 0,9 m 14,7 kg
    * Stoutland Generosità 1,2 m 61,0 kg
    * Purrloin Furbizia 0,4 m 10,1 kg
    * Liepard Sanguefreddo 1,1 m 37,5 kg
    * Pansage Scimperba 0,6 m 10,5 kg
    * Simisage Spinpanzé 1,1 m 30,5 kg
    * Pansear Testacalda 0,6 m 11,0 kg
    * Simisear Sfavillante 1,0 m 28,0 kg
    * Panpour Annaffiatore 0,6 m 13,5 kg
    * Simipour Spruzzacqua 1,0 m 29,0 kg
    * Munna Divorasogni 0,6 m 23,3 kg
    * Musharna Dormiveglia 1,1 m 60,5 kg
    * Pidove Piccione 0,3 m 2,1 kg
    * Tranquill Granpiccione 0,6 m 15,0 kg
    * Unfezant Orgoglio 1,2 m 29,0 kg
    * Blitzle Caricavolt 0,8 m 29,8 kg
    * Zebstrika Saetta 1,6 m 79,5 kg
    * Roggenrola Placca 0,4 m 18,0 kg
    * Boldore Minerale 0,9 m 102,0 kg
    * Gigalith Pressionalta 1,7 m 260,0 kg
    * Woobat Pipistrello 0,4 m 2,1 kg
    * Swoobat Cercamore 0,9 m 10,5 kg
    * Drilbur Talpa 0,3 m 8,5 kg
    * Excadrill Sottoterra 0,7 m 40,4 kg
    * Audino Ascolto 1,1 m 31,0 kg
    * Timburr Forzaimmane 0,6 m 12,5 kg
    * Gurdurr Forzaimmane 1,2 m 40,0 kg
    * Conkeldurr Forzaimmane 1,4 m 87,0 kg
    * Tympole Girino 0,5 m 4,5 kg
    * Palpitoad Vibrazione 0,8 m 17,0 kg
    * Seismitoad Vibrazione 1,5 m 62,0 kg
    * Throh Judo 1,3 m 55,5 kg
    * Sawk Karate 1,4 m 51,0 kg
    * Sewaddle Grancucito 0,3 m 2,5 kg
    * Swadloon Coprifoglia 0,5 m 7,3 kg
    * Leavanny Balia 1,2 m 20,5 kg
    * Venipede Centipede 0,4 m 5,3 kg
    * Whirlipede Rotopede 1,2 m 58,5 kg
    * Scolipede Megapede 2,5 m 200,5 kg
    * Cottonee Cotonpalla 0,3 m 0,6 kg
    * Whimsicott Spiffero 0,7 m 6,6 kg
    * Petilil Radice 0,5 m 6,6 kg
    * Lilligant Fiorfronzolo 1,1 m 16,3 kg
    * Basculin Irruenza 1,0 m 18,0 kg
    * Sandile Sabbiadrillo 0,7 m 15,2 kg
    * Krokorok Sabbiadrillo 1,0 m 33,4 kg
    * Krookodile Minaccia 1,5 m 96,3 kg
    * Darumaka Daruma 0,6 m 37,5 kg
    * Darmanitan Altefiamme 1,3 m 92,9 kg
    * Maractus Cactus 1,0 m 28,0 kg
    * Dwebble Pietracasa 0,3 m 14,5 kg
    * Crustle Scogliocasa 1,4 m 200,0 kg
    * Scraggy Mutapelle 0,6 m 11,8 kg
    * Scrafty Furfante 1,1 m 30,0 kg
    * Sigilyph Pseuduccello 1,4 m 14,0 kg
    * Yamask Fatuanima 0,5 m 1,5 kg
    * Cofagrigus Bara 1,7 m 76,5 kg
    * Tirtouga Ancestruga 0,7 m 16,5 kg
    * Carracosta Ancestruga 1,2 m 81,0 kg
    * Archen Paleouccello 0,5 m 9,5 kg
    * Archeops Paleouccello 1,4 m 32,0 kg
    * Trubbish Spazzatura 0,6 m 31,0 kg
    * Garbodor Discarica 1,9 m 107,3 kg
    * Zorua Malavolpe 0,7 m 12,5 kg
    * Zoroark Mutevolpe 1,6 m 81,1 kg
    * Minccino Cincillà 0,4 m 5,8 kg
    * Cinccino Sciarpa 0,5 m 7,5 kg
    * Gothita Fissosguardo 0,4 m 5,8 kg
    * Gothorita Raggiro 0,7 m 18,0 kg
    * Gothitelle Corpoceleste 1,5 m 44,0 kg
    * Solosis Cellula 0,3 m 1,0 kg
    * Duosion Scissione 0,6 m 8,0 kg
    * Reuniclus Espansione 1,0 m 20,1 kg
    * Ducklett Alacquatico 0,5 m 5,5 kg
    * Swanna Biancuccello 1,3 m 24,2 kg
    * Vanillite Nevefresca 0,4 m 5,7 kg
    * Vanillish Geloneve 1,1 m 41,0 kg
    * Vanilluxe Bufera 1,3 m 57,5 kg
    * Deerling Stagione 0,6 m 19,5 kg
    * Sawsbuck Stagione 1,9 m 92,5 kg
    * Emolga Petauro 0,4 m 5,0 kg
    * Karrablast Addentatore 0,5 m 5,9 kg
    * Escavalier Cavaliere 1,0 m 33,0 kg
    * Foongus Fungo 0,2 m 1,0 kg
    * Amoonguss Fungo 0,6 m 10,5 kg
    * Frillish Fluttuante 1,2 m 33,0 kg
    * Jellicent Fluttuante 2,2 m 135,0 kg
    * Alomomola Assistenza 1,2 m 31,6 kg
    * Joltik Appiccicante 0,1 m 0,6 kg
    * Galvantula Elettroragno 0,8 m 14,3 kg
    * Ferroseed Spinaseme 0,6 m 18,8 kg
    * Ferrothorn Spinasfere 1,0 m 110,0 kg
    * Klink Ingranaggio 0,3 m 21,0 kg
    * Klang Ingranaggio 0,6 m 51,0 kg
    * Klinklang Ingranaggio 0,6 m 81,0 kg
    * Tynamo Elettropesce 0,2 m 0,3 kg
    * Eelektrik Elettropesce 1,2 m 22,0 kg
    * Eelektross Elettropesce 2,1 m 80,5 kg
    * Elgyem Cervello 0,5 m 9,0 kg
    * Beheeyem Cervello 1,0 m 34,5 kg
    * Litwick Candela 0,3 m 3,1 kg
    * Lampent Lanterna 0,6 m 13,0 kg
    * Chandelure Attiranime 1,0 m 34,3 kg
    * Axew Zanna 0,6 m 18,0 kg
    * Fraxure Mascellascia 1,0 m 36,0 kg
    * Haxorus Mascellascia 1,8 m 105,5 kg
    * Cubchoo Freddo 0,5 m 8,5 kg
    * Beartic Glaciale 2,6 m 260,0 kg
    * Cryogonal Cristallo 1,1 m 148,0 kg
    * Shelmet Lumachina 0,4 m 7,7 kg
    * Accelgor Sgusciato 0,8 m 25,3 kg
    * Stunfisk Trappola 0,7 m 11,0 kg
    * Mienfoo Marziale 0,9 m 20,0 kg
    * Mienshao Marziale 1,4 m 35,5 kg
    * Druddigon Grotta 1,6 m 139,0 kg
    * Golett Statuanimata 1,0 m 92,0 kg
    * Golurk Statuanimata 2,8 m 330,0 kg
    * Pawniard Lamaffilata 0,5 m 10,2 kg
    * Bisharp Fildilama 1,6 m 70,0 kg
    * Bouffalant Sfondatoro 1,6 m 94,6 kg
    * Rufflet Aquilotto 0,5 m 10,5 kg
    * Braviary Baldanza 1,5 m 41,0 kg
    * Vullaby Pannolino 0,5 m 9,0 kg
    * Mandibuzz Ossaquila 1,2 m 39,5 kg
    * Heatmor Formichiere 1,4 m 58,0 kg
    * Durant Ferformica 0,3 m 33,0 kg
    * Deino Impeto 0,8 m 17,3 kg
    * Zweilous Irruenza 1,4 m 50,0 kg
    * Hydreigon Brutale 1,8 m 160,0 kg
    * Larvesta Torcia 1,1 m 28,8 kg
    * Volcarona Sole 1,6 m 46,0 kg
    * Cobalion Metalcuore 2,1 m 250,0 kg
    * Terrakion Caverna 1,9 m 260,0 kg
    * Virizion Prateria 2,0 m 200,0 kg
    * Tornadus Turbinio 1,5 m 63,0 kg
    * Thundurus Fulminante 1,5 m 61,0 kg
    * Reshiram Bianco Verità 3,2 m 330,0 kg
    * Zekrom Nero Ideale 2,9 m 345,0 kg
    * Landorus Fertilità 1,5 m 68,0 kg
    * Kyurem Confine 3,0 m 325,0 kg
  6. SPIRIT
    Dear J.R.R. Tolkien,
     
    Stop giving your characters so many names. It's confusing, annoying, pointless, and it makes me not want to read your books. If his name is Aragorn, just call him Aragorn; none of this Son of Arathorn, Dúnadan, Longshanks, Strider, Wingfoot, Elessar Telcontar, Envinyatar, Estel, or Throngil nonsense. You pick a name and you stick with it. He maybe gets one or two other names, but this is ridiculous.
     
    And another thing. What's with giving the two main villains essentially the same name? You don't see how this might be extremely confusing? I mean, come on, you made up over twenty languages and the best you can come up with is Sauron and Saruman? Or did you use up all the good ones by giving Aragorn TWELVE DIFFERENT NAMES?
     
    Don't even get me started on the multiple names the other characters get.
     
    Make sure to avoid this next time you reinvent an entire genre of literature.
     
    Ever yours,
     
    SPIRIT
     
    P.S. Merry is a girl's name.
     

    -------- Dear Peter Jackson,
     
    Great job on avoiding so many of Tolkien's errors. Send my regards to composer Howard Shore who is responsible for 90% of the films' success.
     
    Ever yours,
     
    SPIRIT
     

    -------- Dear J.K. Rowling,
     
    You are a genius.
     
    Ever yours,
     
    SPIRIT
  7. SPIRIT
    Six years prior, early on a Sunday morning, the young boy that would soon be known as SPIRIT logged onto his computer. He had visited the BIONICLE fansite known as BZPower a few times to look for BIONICLE-related news and he decided that it was high time that he joined himself. With that, he clicked the button marked "Become a Member" and tried registering for an account name that he thought he would like to have: SPIRIT. Having not seen any other SPIRITs on the forums, it came as little surprise when it worked. And with that, a new age was born...
     
    In the year 2043 A.D., under the new world order, SPIRIT arose to become Supreme Overlord of the World and June 1st became a national holiday, celebrating not only the anniversary of his membership on BZPower, but also the day that his ground forces destroyed the last settlement of the free world. Citizens wear images of blue Faxons on their sleeves to remember that on that day in the year 2009, SPIRIT was denied his Faxon due to a server glitch.
     
    Yeah, that was an excerpt from a history text book I got from the future.
  8. SPIRIT
    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Okay, at the end of Brother in Arms 7, Mazeka and Vultraz are transported to a strange land. 
    Here, the trees are banded with gold, massive beasts are disguised as lakes, and the roles of Toa and Matoran have been reversed.
     
    Then it hit me.
     
    They aren't in Spherus Magna.
     
    They're actually in...
     

    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Soviet Russia! 
    Think about it! In Soviet Russia, you do not protect Matoran, Matoran protects you. In Soviet Russia, you do not swim in lake, lake swims in you. In Soviet Russia, you do not get confused by web serials, web serials get confused by you.
     
    Turaga Dume's going to be behind all of this. Mark my words.
     
    I'll take my next Golden Key to Nongu now.
  9. SPIRIT
    The United States and other countries constantly ridicule Canada for not having as large a military as them. However, we have reasons for this.
     
    Canada has a military base in the most northern settlement in the world: Alert, Nunavut. Why? We've seen enough Christmas specials to know that Christmas is ALWAYS in danger of being cancelled. Let's see the Grinch get past the full force of the Secret Canadian Special Forces, though.
     
    You can thank us when you wake up on Christmas morning and find that Santa managed to deliver your presents once again this year.
     
    Still don't believe we're protecting Santa? Then why do we get all his mail?
     

    Santa Claus North Pole
    H0H 0H0
    Canada
    It's a real address. Look it up.
     
    Merry Christmas, eh?
  10. SPIRIT
    Greetings, blog readers.
     
    I would like to make this entry today as a call to arms against the RPG forum. For too long it has been ruled by dull, rule-bound games with massive walls of text. No one wants to read an entire novel if they want to play a roleplay game! Recently, I entered the RPG contest with a very short entry and there was outrage. And why should there be? I didn't break any of the rules and for once you didn't need three hours just to read the darn thing.
     
    So if you hate reading massive walls of text, if you want to revolutionize the RPG forum, if you want to annoy the hardcore RPGers, or if you like following me blindly, then VOTE FOR ME.
     
    (I'm entry 6, by the way)
  11. SPIRIT
    Just wanted to do a mini survey to figure out if raising one eyebrow is really as difficult as people say it is. Can you do it? Can you move both your eyebrows independently of one another? I've been able to for as long as I can remember and it absolutely amazes some people (granted, there are some people out there who don't know how to wink and I just feel sorry for them).
     
    So yeah, in a similar vein, what other "party tricks" can you do? Vulcan salute? Ear wiggling? Nostril flaring? Asynchronous eye movement? Tongue curling (I also find it astounding that not everyone can do this either)? Elbow licking?
     
    I only ask because I can do them all.
  12. SPIRIT
    Exhibit A:

    (Dancers from the music video for Bad Romance by Lady Gaga)
     
    Exhibit B:

    (Metus: Metusicus domesticus)
     
    Interpret that as you will.
  13. SPIRIT
    THE ENTRY PERIOD IS OVER



    Since April 14th, 2006, those of you with microphones have been waiting for this moment. You have been hoping, nay, praying for a day when you too could star in another Flash PSA. Previously, I have only recruited people whose voices I had heard before, but no longer. The script has been written and now is finally the time when I hold open auditions for parts in PSA #5!!!

    Reader:

    Yes, I know. So without further ado, I present you with the long and complex audition process:


    Roles

    Mantax: "Oh come on! That's hilarious! Man, you never laugh at anything I say."

    Lewa: "*makes sounds to hush the person he is talking to* I know what I'm doing, when have I ever been wrong before?"

    Tahnok: "Hey there. I'm a Bohrok, and I’m here to return Mata Nui to the way it was in the before time."

    Matoro: "Oh, this’ll be a huge fad, let me tell you. It’ll be in all the signatures."


    Submitting

    Having chosen a part for which you plan on auditioning, simply record yourself saying the given line in italics. Then, attach it to an e-mail and send it to spirit [at] bzpower.com (of course replacing the [at] with an @) with the subject as Audition.
    IMPORTANT: Your audition must be in an e-mail and it must have Audition in the subject line or you will not be considered ().

    The deadline for submissions is 23:59:59 EST Saturday, February 9th, 2008 Anno Domini, which means you have roughly two weeks to do this.


    FAQ

    Q: Why didn't you just write out your e-mail there?

    A: Because, kids, that's one of the many ways spam bots send you e-mails.


    Q: Can I audition for more than one part?

    A: Absolutely. In fact, I encourage it; less people to share the script with.


    Q: What if I had a part in a previous PSA, can I still audition?

    A: Go right ahead.


    Q: Are those lines from the PSA?

    A: Sort of. I've changed them a bit, though, to get a better idea of the voices.


    Q: So how do you want me to say these lines?

    A: It's up to you. Don't keep the character in mind as much as the spirit of the line itself.


    Q: Can I use more than one voice for a particular line in my audition?

    A: Absolutely; the more the merrier.


    Q: Seriously, though, what does PSA stand for?

    A:


    Legal Stuff

    Upon becoming a cast member, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER may you share information from the script I will send you. Doing so will cause me to use the :angry: emoticon and trust me, you wouldn't want that.
  14. SPIRIT
    Okay, so checked the results and it looks like everything's staying the way it is.
     
    Onto the next round of questions!
     
    1) What are members?
     
    (Go wild on this one, but here's an idea to get you started; let me know whether or not you like it.)
     
    Hapori Tohu – Great Spirit
    Admins – Makuta (Good Makuta that haven't banished their light and don't plan to take over the world)
    Global Moderators – Adaptive Armour Toa Nuva
    Forum Leaders – Toa Nuva
    Forum Assistants – Regular Toa
    ----- (Above this line, members get a Suva, below it they do not) -----
    Forum Mentors – Regular Toa
    News Reporters – Toa Hagah
    Reference Team – Toa Inika
    Blog Assistants – Toa Mahri
    OBZPCs – Copper Mask wearing Matoran
    Members – Matoran
    Emeritus Staff – Turaga
     
    2) How does BIONICLESector01 work?
    a- It's located in the spot on Affili Island.
    b- Separate island on a different map.
    c- Not part of the canon.
    d- Other.
     
    3) How does BIONICLE.com work?
    a- Separate island on a different map.
    b- Not part of the canon.
    c- Other.
     
    4) Is there anything else that you can think of that has not been mentioned?
     
     
    P.S. In defence of regular members being Matoran since some of you might find that a bit lame, might I remind you that the Voya Nui resistance nearly kicked the Toa Nuva's butts.
  15. SPIRIT
    Why do shooting games always need to be so graphic? Why can't they make a shooting game where your enemies don't explode into a massive sea of blood, body parts flying haphazardly as they cry in sheer anguish for death's sweet embrace?
     
    I like killing imaginary video game characters as much as the next guy, but why do games have to try to inflict war veteran post-traumatic stress disorder upon me? I'm into things being realistic and all, but what happened to playing games for fun?
  16. SPIRIT
    Look up "masculinism" on Wikipedia (it contains certain adult themes, so I won't link it here).
     
    Come on, majority-male fansite, let's spread the word! Women can open their own doors!
  17. SPIRIT
    In the words of Hagrid, "A CAR CRASH!? A car crash kill Lily an' James Potter?! It's an outrage! It's a scandal!"
     
    As is such, I had a car crash and did not die. But I broke all three bones in my right leg. I tell you this now from my laptop on the hospital Wifi. Don't expect a lot of activity from me in the near future.
     
    I've already had surgery and they've taken my off the morphine. I'm doing well, considering.
     
    UPDATE ON July 15th: they've taken out all my staples and I'm home now.
  18. SPIRIT
    I refuse to make a group or fanpage on one of those social networking sites, so I'm going to make a blog entry about this.
     
    Do you ever find yourself sitting in class, bored, and you decide to take apart your pen and put it back together... several times?
     
    Let me know if you do so I don't feel weird about compulsively doing it, myself.
  19. SPIRIT
    SPIRIT: Excuse me, sir. How much did you pay for that fedora?
     
    Person: Why, I paid twenty dollars for it. Why do you ask?
     
    SPIRIT: *takes fedora and throws it in the nearest waste receptacle* Here's twenty bucks. Buy yourself LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.
     
     
    I think for the most part we've managed to quell the fedora outbreak, but there are still a few stragglers out there who need to be dealt with before we're safe altogether.
     
    While I'm raising funds for this project, I'm also taking ideas on how to tackle the Man-Bun and Coif epidemics. Suggestions are appreciated.
  20. SPIRIT
    So here's something I've wondered for the past decade. Do people pick the same sort of games in a Pokémon version pair? E.g. Does everyone who picks Red Version always pick Gold Version? I'm not asking if you have the games, I just want to know which you'd pick given the choice between them.
     
    Red or Blue?
    Gold or Silver?
    Ruby or Sapphire?
    Diamond or Pearl?
    Black or White?
     
    Oddly enough, I always pick the first one in the pair (Red, Gold, Ruby, Diamond, Black) for no discernible reason. How about you?
  21. SPIRIT
    So in case you haven't seen it yet and for posterity's sake, here it is:
     
    I wish Greg would bump off Norik so I could say,
    "Alas, poor Norik! I knew him well..."
     
    Well, that's just too good a pun to waste, so I'm considering sending the following message to Greg to see what he can do about it.
     
    Dear Greg,
     
    It would really mean a lot to me if you were to have Norik killed in the storyline. Sure he's a popular character, but I think that my clever pun is far more important than his imaginary life or the happiness of the fans.
     
    Ever yours,
     
    SPIRIT Nuhrii the Metruan
     
    Think it'll work?
  22. SPIRIT
    163 142 142 121 142 142 142
     
    What does it mean?
     
    Why, that is the pattern of the scars on my right leg (going from top to bottom) left behind by the stitches from my operation back in July, written in ancient Mayan numerals. Or could it have some deeper significance? (If you can think of one, let me know).
     
    And speaking of my leg, I'm probably at 90-95% right now. I can do all the basics, it's just things like maintaining my foot's arch and full range of motion in my knee that are holding me back.
     
    UPDATE:
     
    So I found out I've miscounted, here's the actual code:
     
    163 142 142 121 163 142 142
     
    Alright, math wizzes, does this change anything?
  23. SPIRIT
    Third day on the job and after suffering several hardships at the hands of the other staff (like the loss of my Flash banner ), I finally have forums to call my own: Storyline & Theories and Short Stories. I didn't really mind too much about the SS position- I mean it's nice and all, but I'm ecstatic about S&T. Ever since I joined the site I had dreamed about one day working there. Finally getting a job there, although angering just about everyone who works on BS01, is probably the best thing that's ever happened to me on BZPower.

    Although, I can't quite use my powers yet because Black Six has yet to tell me how they work.

    EDIT: I'm fully certified!
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