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why should i support a disease that kills millions of women every year
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my mind it is blown
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Chrisitne O'Donnell. Ellen Page. Nukaya. Chrisitne O'Donnell. Ellen Page. Nukaya. Chrisitne O'Donnell. Ellen Page. Nukaya. AAGH I CAN'T GET THIS THOUGHT OFF MY MIND >_<
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oh noz oh noz im joining one i should know better by now but im doing anyway help D:
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I see this sign a lot where I live: "VOTE AGAINST" And that's all the sign said. I like this sign. Very vague and doesn't really try to force any opinions on me.
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I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!
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1. Build a tower exactly like either the North or South Tower of the World Trade Center in some random desert somewhere. 2. Obtain an airplane, exactly like the one which destroyed whichever tower was replicated. 3. Crash airplane (via R/C, obviously) into said tower, at exactly the same speed and from the same angle as the 11/09/2001 attack. 4. Observe results. I don't care how bleeping expensive this would be, it needs to happen. BTW this comes from a person who neither believes nor disbelieves the 9/11 conspiracy theories. (I, however, lean more towards disbelief, because such an operation would have to have been extremely complex, causing issues with Ockham's Razor.) Also, no political discussion or this entry gets locked.
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I think, therefore I am. I see B6 and think, "BZPower Admin!" Therefore, I am a BZPower Admin.
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Jack Harkness + River Song. Oh come on, you know that would rock. -
they're cute :3
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so i'm watching this doctor who serial from the fourth doctor period right well i just got to a part where he talks about a crack in time and i'm like deja vuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Take one of those drugs that makes you look 20 years younger. I'M A GENIUS! (only works on those younger than 20)
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From Wikipedia's article on eccentricity: 1. Check. 2. Check. 3. Check. 4. Check. 5. Check. 6. Check. 7. Check? I consider myself to be of normal intelligence, but looking at most other people I've seen... [facepalm] 8. Check. Kinda. 9. Semi-check. I have slighty different habits... 10. Check. Kinda. 11. Define "mischeivous." I have a really, really weird sense of humor. 12. Check, but that's normal for my age. 13. Check, check, check. 14. No check. Now what were the other four?
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Truth is beauty. Beauty is appearance. Appearances are deceiving. Anything that deceives is a lie. THEREFORE... Truth is a lie. Class dismissed!
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Although it tastes terrible, it smells really good... ...I'm wearing earwax-scented cologne to all my important events.
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Everyone on the internet who calls themself a 13-yr-old girl, is, in fact, a 31-yr-old man. However, everyone on the internet who calls themself a 31-yr-old man is really a 13-yr-old girl.
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You're awesome!
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i am revolutionary B)
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How the school grading system (at least in the US, dunno 'bout other places) works like this: A, B, C, D, F. Why. Must. They. Skip. E. :annoyed2:
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After lunch today, I suddenly had a great idea: The Lhikevikk Cactus Factory. It would sell artificial cacti for only $499.99 an ounce. It would be a small brick building, utterly featureless save for a small glass door. Inside would be a dark space, lit only by the light through the door, containing nothing but a small hatch on the floor. Customers would open the hatch and climb down a swimming pool-type ladder into a brightly lit underground chamber. This is the exciting part. The chamber would be huge, about the size of your average Wal-Mart. But it would have no furniture whatsoever. The walls, floor and ceiling would all be white, the whitest white you could ever imagine. The walls would be covered in panels (white of course), which could be removed by requesting the assistance of the employees. The employees would all wear black suits, the blackest black you could ever imagine. They would also wear white ties with bright pink polka dots. They would wear bridgeless sunglasses and would look exactly alike. As in, practically the same guy. They would walk up and down an invisible grid, horizontally and vertically but never diagonally. They would constantly walk at the exact same speed, too. Should a customer speak to an employee, he would be completely unresponsive unless the customer is asking for a certain type of cactus. The employee would then walk speechlessly (they never, ever talk) over to a specific panel and remove it. Behind the panel would be a pipe about as long as the employee's arm. At the end of the pipe would be an artificial cactus illuminated by dim red lights. The employee would then hold the cactus until the customer leaves, following them until then (but staying on the invisible grid). The store would have no background music. Instead, the loudspeakers would play the sound of a fly's buzzing to soothe the customers, who would be allowed to enter at any time, but could only leave between 2:00 AM and 5:00 AM. The cashier would be a chihuahua, who would lick the customer's credit cards and transmit the data to the store's supercomputer using the EEG cap it would wear. Customers are discouraged from using cash or cheques, probably because the chihuahua would not be trained to handle such payments and would usually rip them to shreds. Since the employees never talk, this warning would be transmitted subliminally through the loudspeakers as they play the fly's buzzing. Most customers would then go to the Sumiki Psychiatric Clinic due to the clinic's business partnership with the factory. This could be related to the owners of the factory being escapees from the clinic. (So Sumiki, you were right about Pizza Hut being bad for my health; my mental health if not my physical health.)
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Is it better to die for one person or for everyone?
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Get a pizza av. NOW. That's an order.
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What does cyanide taste like?
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Huge failure. In the socializing hour before Sunday School today, I tried to start a verbal meme by telling people: "I am a heron. I have a long neck and scoop fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repeat this to at least five other people, I will fly over to your house tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans." Well, only one person repeated it (I think, not sure what else he could have been whispering to everyone) and it didn't continue from there. So, meme-spreading isn't really that easy. Hmm.
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Describe the crack on my second right toenail in a line.