Dr. Gerlicky's Miracle Diet

PIRAKA VEZON, where have you hidden the TOA INIKA?

do you dream about farm animals

PIRAKA VEZON, where have you hidden the TOA INIKA?

Hmm... PIRAKA REIDAK has mistaken me for a PIRAKA! I could be closer to finding the TOA INIKA than ever!

 

Uh... I did not do that, PIRAKA REIDAK, for I have only recently been accepted into your PIRAKA ORGANIZATION.

 

do you dream about farm animals

No, because I never sleep. I cannot find the TOA INIKA if I take the chance to sleep, PIRAKA HAKANN!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Enough to build your PIRAKA STRONGHOLD before being crushed beneath your heels, PIRAKA ZAKTAN!

Why is the world round?

Why is the world round?

CURSES! How dare you expose the fact that EARTH SCIENCE is not my STRONG SUIT! How dare you, PIRAKA REIDAK!

Have you tried looking in your trash can for the Toa Inika?

Have you tried looking in your trash can for the Toa Inika?

You PIRAKA have a cruel SENSE OF HUMOR.

How dare you call me PIRAKA REIDAK, TOA IGNITER! For I am obviously PIRAKA AVAK.

My what large teeth you have.

How dare you call me PIRAKA REIDAK, TOA IGNITER! For I am obviously PIRAKA AVAK.

Don't try to mess with my head, PIRAKA REIDAK! I know for a fact you are PIRAKA REIDAK!

 

My what large teeth you have.

The better to show after I defeat you PIRAKA and save the TOA INIKA, PIRAKA ZAKTAN!

How have you hacked the evil piraka vezok's blog? -matoran

How have you hacked the evil piraka vezok's blog? -matoran

I never hacked this ACCOUNT at all, PIRAKA REIDAK. I snuck up on PIRAKA VEZOK with his back turned and hit him on the head with a MONKEY WRENCH. With PIRAKA VEZOK out of commission, I am now free to use this ACCOUNT in my quest to rescue the TOA INIKA.

Too bad, TOA IGNITER! for I, PIRAKA AVAK, have captured your precious MATORAN SCUM! Tell me your opinion on the DRAKE EQUATION or I will EXECUTE your precious VILLAGER!

Too bad, TOA IGNITER! for I, PIRAKA AVAK, have captured your precious MATORAN SCUM! Tell me your opinion on the DRAKE EQUATION or I will EXECUTE your precious VILLAGER!

Never, PIRAKA REIDAK! You stop trying to confuse me or I will give you a ZAMOR to the face!

What's your favorite kind of milkshake, BUB? And do you trade in widgets or some other form of NEFARIOUS CURRENCY? Just saying, once I have these two pieces of information I will be unstoppable.

 

Heh.

What's your favorite kind of milkshake, BUB? And do you trade in widgets or some other form of NEFARIOUS CURRENCY? Just saying, once I have these two pieces of information I will be unstoppable.

 

Heh.

Your INVINCIBILITY PLAN has backfired, PIRAKA ZAKTAN! I have no time for MILKSHAKES nor CURRENCY!

Do you search for the inikia to fill some void in your life Sir. Igniter?

 

You need to talk about these things.

Do you search for the inikia to fill some void in your life Sir. Igniter?

 

You need to talk about these things.

No, PIRAKA. I am searching for the TOA INIKA. I've never heard of any INIKIA.