Dr. Gerlicky's Miracle Diet

The words "Buttermilk" is an instant turn-off for me. I mistook it for milk once. It was horrible.

 

Well, I hope you get better. Hope you can also get a settlement for damages.

I've brought my own lunch to school since like forever ago.

Hmm, My cafeteria only serves Cookies for desserts(Occasionally Cake)

Never Pie, so I stopped buying from them

Brwon bagger reporting for lunch!

...Lovely.

The words "Buttermilk" is an instant turn-off for me. I mistook it for milk once. It was horrible.

 

Well, I hope you get better. Hope you can also get a settlement for damages.

Once, I bought an ice cream cone from this cafeteria. It was old. The cone was all mushy and the ice cream tasted weird. I wanted my money back.

 

I've brought my own lunch to school since like forever ago.

I usually prefer to bring my lunch, but we keep running out of roast beef. I used to eat turkey but eventually I got sick of it. It got all rubbery after a while. You could relate, 'xcept Apple Jacks aren't like lunch meat.

I eat turkey right now, with shredded cheese and pepperoni. Though I'm getting tired of Honey Roasted Turkey. You see, for me, it kind of drowns out the pepperoni and the cheese. Regular turkey, like what I get at Subway when I get this sandwich, doesn't.

 

But anyway, if anything is like those two examples for me, it'd be Peanut Butter Crunch. And that's a lot like Vak's Apple Jacks experience.

Man, I was homeschooled all my life, yet, even I know not to eat cafeteria food.

 

Takuma Nuva

I eat turkey right now, with shredded cheese and pepperoni. Though I'm getting tired of Honey Roasted Turkey. You see, for me, it kind of drowns out the pepperoni and the cheese. Regular turkey, like what I get at Subway when I get this sandwich, doesn't.

 

But anyway, if anything is like those two examples for me, it'd be Peanut Butter Crunch. And that's a lot like Vak's Apple Jacks experience.

Well, I actually do like that kind of turkey. I oughts try that sandwich sometime; cuz I love Subway. I always hated tuna fish since the dreaded cafeteria incident (This was YEARS before today. I was in second grade.) and yet I love theirs.

 

Special K is my AL Peanut Butter Crunch and VTK Apple Jacks. I swear, my parents are making me go on a diet of that stuff.

 

Man, I was homeschooled all my life, yet, even I know not to eat cafeteria food.

 

Takuma Nuva

Hmm. I've learned something new about Takuma today.

 

Well, take my word and don't eat buttermilk pie.

Actually, the cafeteria food here isn't half bad. Some stuff you should avoid, but usually they have nice stuff here.

Someone at my school once found a feather in their "chicken-patty-on-a-bun".

*shudders*

Our school's 'chocolate mousse' is forzen shaving cream with food colouring in it. Result: Queue at the toilets first day it was served.

Hey, hey, hey, guess what?

Not all school food is awful.

On the first day of kindergarden, I swore to never eat cafeteria food.

I succeded.

Hey, hey, hey, guess what?

 

Not all school food is awful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.