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Drat...
All right, you guys with ellipses...do what the wise Doctor said...he knows what he's talking about...
I think...
Turakii
K-On is an anime/manga about a high school contemporary/pop club and its struggles to survive, despite hardships such as lack of practice, broken instruments, and the distraction of teatime.
Any opinions on the changes so far? Suggestions? Too much green?
I really wanted to add one of those awesome category images, but sadly, I don't actually have categories for which to make images. D=
Turakii
A lot of you may remember Dr. Bionicle's song-game-questionnaire.
Well, seeing as that game is tons of fun and only requires shuffling a playlist and clicking the "skip" button nineteen times, I decided to try adding to the fun by writing a few more questions for it. Whether they're good or not, I haven't the slightest clue, but I'm just going to put them here and you can do whatever you want with them. All credit for inspiration goes to Dr. Bionicle, because it's his birthday, and because he
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Turakii
So, after ten years of glasses, I finally decided to try that other option that doesn't involve shooting lasers in my eyes.
Open eye, insert plastic, see clearly without glasses. Sounds simple.
But there's something that never really registers up until that very moment...
Your eye doesn't want plastic in it.
Never mind that you'll be able to see yourself in a mirror from farther than five inches! You're attempting to not only touch your finger to your eye, but insert a foreign object
Sure, it sounds like a pretty good life to you... but then, you've never experienced the inconvenience of putting your hat in the washing machine and then remembering you forget to take your head out of it first.
Turakii
Oh, woe is me! My best and closest friend in the whole world has vanished on me. Gone! Gone, I tell you, gone, completely and utterly disappeared into a pit of absolute, blank nothingess! *Holds out hands, sobbing hysterically.* Oh, Veggietales Topic, how I long to grasp your hands in mine once more, to brush my fingers across the add reply button, to gaze dreamily into your many-paged depths, to allow the truest words of my heart to flow down my fingertips into a post in your limits. But no! No
So I recently acquired this dragon which needs a lot of work. It's not exactly house trained, and is constantly eating my goldfish and cats instead of the nice Dragon Kibbles I bought for it.
In my desperation, I've resorted to unlikely places for solutions to my dilemma. When I reached the BZP blogs, I thought I'd finally hit the jackpot. Entry after entry with tutorials on the very problem I'm having! At last, my goldfish are saved!
Except every single one of those entries have to do wi
First, listen to the Newsboys' "Your Love is Better Than Life." Like now. Because it's awesome. The chorus echoes in that Newsboys fashion, and there's a sort of rap running underneath the song... it's just awesome. (It's the Australian accent that gives it the ultimate coolness, you know.)
Second, today is the day where people all over the world, at 1:59, run around frantically searching for the missing E. The day when we wonder if we should get out our recipe books. The day mathematicians e
It's awesome! And I'll bet it's twice as awesome if you have any idea what you're doing!
I'm Supergirl321, owner of the lovely sticker module containing a carefully positioned Pridak staring at a pretty red car. I'm also practically clueless, except maybe in the art of deleting messages, because I already managed to fill up my mailbox in my two days of membership. If you're signed up and want to add me to your friends list, feel free.
Turakii
Let's play Guess The Slogan! The one who guesses the most correctly gets a... a... uh... a free emoticon?
Round One
Somewhat blatantly obvious slogans that are currently/recently used Can you hear me now? Good. So easy a caveman can do it Hungry? Grab a ____ America runs on ____ What's in your wallet? Silly rabbit! ___ are for kids! Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that ____ Eat fresh Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow... ("Cats ask for it by name") It gives y
Winter Wonderland (Slightly Modified)
Sleigh bells ring
You're not listening
In the lane
Snow is glistening
An eye-paining sight,
We're pouting tonight
Runnin' from a winter wonderland
Gone away is the bluebird
Chased away by the snowbird
He sings a dumb song
As we run along
Fleeing from a winter wonderland
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And I say we name him Mister Brown
He'll say "Are you happy?"
We'll say "No man!"
And then he'll snowball us right back to tow
Ever wanted to rid yourself of that stupid, pointless, annoying spam? Just feel like you can't take it anymore? Want to just blast it to pieces?
Well, now you can! With the new...
Spam D-StroyR 3000! (Just 9,999.99!)
Turakii: The Terrible Artist
Since there seem to be so many married couples on BZP now, I thought I'd offer a tidbit of advice which will likely contribute to a happier married life:
Never chase your husband around the house shrieking, "Away from me, evil vampire fiend!" while trying to bop him on the head with a steak.
He won't appreciate it.
No matter how good the steak is.
Turakii
I'm being hunted by wolves. My food is all gone. Tax collectors took all my money. My house blew away in a tornado. My belongings were taken away and sold in an attempt to pay off my vast credit card debt. The only clothes I own in the world are the ones on my back. All my friends moved to Australia. My TV broke ten years ago. I no longer have internet connection.
But I've got all the cucumbers I can carry.
Turakii
Can you name the origins of these quotes?
1. (Sung) This feeling's like no other... I want you to know!
2. As... you... wish...
3. "You broke my glasses!" "You broke my brush."
4. (Sung) 'Cause I don't know why on earth you would take your two cents' worth and stick them in your girly shoes...
5. You! Are! A! Toy!
6. Leave the poor .exe file alone!
7. Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm...
8. I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
9. (Sung) But
And WOAH WHERE DID ALL THESE BUTTONS COME FROM!? So I was at Brickfair and realized, "Woah, BZP still exists, and so do I, so maybe our existences should coincide more often." Anyways, I have a story! *Ahem.* Once upon a time there was a member named Turakii who got married to a member named Toa Lhikan Hordika and moved to Santiago, Chile (in South America!) (speaking of which, Chileans get very offended if you call yourself an "American" because they technically are too, so you have to basi
Because you might think you have to report some uppity little whippersnapper for stealing your art and having the audacity to repost it, complete with the same topic title and your exact text.
...
And then you'll realize the poster was in fact still you, just with a different avatar.
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And you will feel very, very stupid.
Turakii
It has come to my attention that many members are eager to know the post ranks. Not just the ranks, but at what number they will reach each one. Well! Here is the first-ever somewhat-understandable mostly-complete list of ranks, as well as the number each rank is achieved at!
However, to make sure you really want to know, I have taken the liberty of writing the following in a special code. Each rank name will be replaced with a randomly chosen word, and each number will be replaced with vary
