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Skyrim Adventure, Part 40: In Which I'm A Lady Killer

I kept on exploring and entered a fort. Once inside I saw a witch kill another witch. Apparently she was a member of the cult but didn't like the way things were going. Also her mom was about to become a Hagraven. She asked me to help her kill her mom. We fought through the other witches until we reached the tippy-top. I pretended to be a sacrifice, which allowed her to strike while her mom prepared me for the ritual. She thanked me for the help and I went on my way. During my travels I witnesse

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 4: In Which I Become A Zombie Slayer

On my way back to Whiterun I found a cave full of bandits. Killed 'em all, easy-peasy. I returned to Whiterun and bought the firebolt spell (THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR) and set out with a Companion in search of a piece of sword. We arrived to find the area full of ZOMBIES. After fighting our way through, I get myself trapped in a room, and my pal is surrounded by Silver Hand. I expected him to get killed, and finding myself being blamed for it when I returned. Nope. Instead he goes all W

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 39: In Which I Storm A Castle To Save A Princess

I ultimately decided to keep on explorin'. I fast traveled to a random location and began walking. I saw a dragon roost nearby and headed toward it. I found myself fighting not only a dragon, but a Dragon Priest as well. I focused on the Priest as the Frost Dragon flew above. Once he was disposed of, I took the mask and killed the dragon. The Wall contained ALL THREE words of Throw Voice. I traveled somewhere else and found a nearby mine. A man outside warned me that they had accidentally broken

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 38: In Which I Am The Champion, My Friend

Misc quests woo. AND NOTHING OF INTEREST HAPPENED So I set out to do some adventuring. I just fast traveled to a location and walked in one direction. Eventually I came upon a small house with a Hagraven named Moira. I thought it sounded familiar so I looked it up; she's the woman I “married” during my drunken adventures with Sam/Sanguine. (excpet I didn't experience it because the quest is bugged) I went to a dragon place roost and killed the dragon there. For some reason it didn't relinquish i

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 37: In Which I Greatly Expand My Vocabulary

I kept doing more misc quests, intent to clear the list out. (Except one is bugged and will always be there D:<) My adventures brought me to another cave filled with a forest. These caves are always so beautiful. I also found the Serpent Stone... but I already have the achievement for finding all 13 Stones. I guess achievements can't count. I did all the quests I had except picking a side in the war, so I decided to head to the only town I hadn't been to yet: Falkreath. I enter and learn that

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 36: In Which I Unleash An Ancient Evil

I continued working on my misc quests. I set out on a bounty for a dragon. I killed it and learned the second word of Dismay from the Wall. Next I headed into a dungeon and was greeted by a ghost. He told me he was containing a powerful evil, but was growing weak. I said I'd help eliminate it once and for all, and went deeper into the complex, searching for the keys to unleash it. The keys ended up being bottles of blood. We opened up the crypt; the evil was another Dragon Priest. I killed him a

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 35: In Which Everyone Can Teleport Except Me

I was out of quests and decided to visit the Greybeards for another Word of Power. I arrived, fought a Dragon, learned the second word of Frost Breath, and left. I went to Whiterun because I had a token for a future reading I got during the Brotherhood quest line. The psychic tells me about a dead Brotherhood member who's treasure is left for me or something. He was in ruins populated by Forsworn. There was also a Hagraven, she kept teleporting away, further into the dungeon, when I tried to kil

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 34: In Which I Carry Out My Lifelong Dream Of Becoming A Chef

I returned to the Sanctuary for the next part of Operation: Kill the King. I was to kill the Emperor's chef and take his place. Before doing so, I returned the heartscales to the College mage and got some Alteration spells. I arrived in Markarth and entered the Keep. I talked to the Jarl's chef and persuaded him to tell me the identity of "The Gourmet," the Emperor's chef. Then I killed him. NO WITNESSES I found the Gourmet standing on a dock outside an inn. I killed him and dropped his body in

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 33: In Which I Cut Off My Ring Finger

for those of you not familiar with the Assassin's Creed series, the title refers the practice of cutting off one's ring finger when joining the Assassins   I returned to Windhelm, as I had heard about someone trying to summon the Dark Brotherhood. I broke into a house and found a boy performing the Black Sacrament to summon a Brotherhood member. He thought he was successful and that I was an assassin. He didn't believe that I wasn't, and said my contract was to kill Grelod the Kind, the owner of

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 32: In Which I Become The King Of Thieves

I continued doing Thieves quests in order to improve the Guild. I did enough for the remaining two cities, Markarth and Solitude, and started the special missions. Markarth's involved retrieving a stolen item. While I was traveling, I fought an Ancient Dragon. With the Razor, I instakilled it with the first strike. B) I arrived at the location to find a regular looking shack. The item was nowhere to be found. Then I noticed a secret button that moved the bookcase to reveal a SECRET PASSAGE. Ther

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 31: In Which I Do A Whole Lotta Thieving

I decided to wrap up a few misc quests. First I went to Yngvild to find the ravings of a mad Necromancer. I fought through some ghosts and Draugr. I found several of his journals along the way. He was sitting on a throne in the final room with a ghost next to him. I killed him and left with his four journals in my possession Next I went to Yngol Barrow with a Dragon Claw I had gotten long ago. There were strange bluish orbs that followed me around. Nothing ever happened with them and they were n

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 30: In Which I Go To (And Return From) The Afterlife

I returned to the College of Winterhold to see if Arniel's experiment was a success. Upon arrival I and several mages fought an Ancient Dragon. I talked to another mage who said that a rift had been opened by the Eye and I need to close it. I made it to Arniel; turns out he was missing yet another item. The courier had gone missing, so I went out to find him and the package. I arrived to a cave full of spiders. Surprise surprise, he's dead. I grabbed the item, a dagger, and returned it. Arniel s

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 3: In Which I Get Brutally Murdered

I made it to Whiterun in one piece. Joined the companions. Then the Jarl's all like, "Yo man go dealio with the dragon, yeah?" and I'm all like "Ok." The dragon killed me. Multiple times. Who'da thunk dragons are so powerful? After killing the dragon I set out on a quest to help a Companion bro. On my way there I found some giants and mammoths. Attacked a mammoth. Got gutted. Then I found a cave. In it was a vampire. Died again. Then I came across a cat man with a funny accent. He told me shouts

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 29: In Which I'm On A Boat

I set out to Dawnstar to help East Empire Trading by dealing with some pirates. I spoke to one, seeking information on their base of operations. He wouldn't talk so I beat it out of him. I walked around town picking up more quests, including finding 3 pieces of a Daedric weapon, and figuring out why all the citizens were having nightmares. I decided to do the nightmare quest, and traveled with a priest of Mara to nearby ruins. The culprit of these nightmares was a Daedric Prince(ss). They sure l

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 28: In Which I Become A Homicide Detective

I went after the staff that Enthir wanted. When I got to the cave, I fought a named dragon. He was pretty weak. Inside I found myself fighting many powerful mages. One point in particular was very tough because it was a bottleneck that essentially funneled me into their attacks. It worked the other way as well, but considering it was 4 against 1, staying in the open led to a quick death. In the final chamber I learned the third word of Fire Breath. I returned the staff and was given a deformed S

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 27: In Which I Go Treasure Hunting

The next quest I decided to do... well, I'm not sure where I got it. I think it had something to do with the named Draugr from part 25. It was for investigating the Gauldur legend. I fast traveled to East Empire Trading and set off. There was a Stone near by, the Aprrentice Stone, and I stopped by before continuing. There was a journal near the entrance to the dungeon. The man was some sort of treasure hunter. I went inside and found a dead adventurer, never a good sign. After uneventful Draugr

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 26: In Which I Escape The Labyrinth

The librarian informed me that the book we need happened to be stolen when a student left to join a cult. I headed to their hangout. Inside I fought my way through mages. Guess their member count is taking quite a dive this time of year hehehe. I made it to the final chamber where the leader, The Caller (what a lame name), was hanging out with the books. I persuaded her to let me take them and be on my way instead of fighting. I grabbed the books, then killed her anyway. WHOOPS When I arrived ba

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 25: In Which I Become A Bird

Karliah and I went to the Thieves hideout and proved Mercer's treachery. They opened the vault to find he had taken everything, including plans for the greatest heist of all time ever! I was tasked with breaking into Mercer's house to find out where he's gone. I fought through his guards and found a "Suspicious Cabinet." Gee, that's not telling at all. It had a false back that led underground. The path was lined with traps. I found proof that Mercer was going to try and pull off the greatest hei

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 24: In Which I Turn Into A Ghost To Kill A Ghost

I decided to do a quest for the Bards and find King Olaf's lost verse. I fast traveled to the nearest location and fought a Blood Dragon. On several occasions it landed far enough away from me that I was no longer considered to be in combat. Eventually I killed it and got to the dungeon. I fought my way through the undead and found a magically sealed door. I couldn't break it, so I continued on. I found the book. The ghost that had been “leading” me though the place was there. Apparently he had

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 23: In Which I Become A Ghostbuster, Again, Again: Royalty Edition

I decided to do a quest for Falk Firebeard (WHAT A NAME) and clear out a cave. I fast traveled to the Meridia statue, which was the closest location, and ended up facing a Frost Dragon. Interestingly, a Frost Dragon spawned the last time I fast traveled here; it must be cursed! As I continued to the cave, I witnessed a Thug murder the man I stole a horse for before. Apparently Maven Black-Briar ordered the hit. I hate Maven and felt bad for the guy, so I killed the Thug. I made it to the cave an

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 22: In Which I Take An Arrow To The Chest

I set out to Solitude by fast traveling to the nearest location, Meridia's statue. Upon arrival I faced a FROST DRAGON. It was pretty tough, but manageable. I made it to Solitude just in time to watch someone get beheaded. Youch. I wandered around town learning the layout and talking to citizens. The Bard College is here... interesting, I guess? I decided to do a quest for a guy who asked me to find his master in the Jarl's palace. I asked about gaining entry to the abandoned wing where his mast

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 21: In Which I Fight Spiritual Gelatin

I talked to Farkas, who asked me to clear out a Forsworn camp. And by “camp,” I mean one guy living in a tent. When I returned Farkas told me he no longer wanted to be a Werewolf. We traveled back to Ysgramor's Tomb, fought his wolf spirit, and left. I returned to Whiterun and talked to Vilkas; he, too, wanted to be cleansed. I did a repeat of before, then returned to Aela. She located the last Totem. On our way there, we came across some bears. They're even easier than before. Gotta love when e

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 20: In Which I Visit An Old Friend

I talked to Aela after returning the Totem, hoping we would set out after another. Instead, she wanted me to help citizens of Markarth. Apparently a Snow Bear had gotten into the Warrens. I fast traveled there, killed it with ease, and fast traveled back. She told me some people had requested the Companions clear out a cave. I made it to the cave to find it inhabited by a single Troll. I killed it and returned. I was getting tired of these pointless quests, so I asked Vilkas if he needed anythin

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 2: In Which I Enjoy The Game

I decided to stick with my Imperial, I didn;t feel like starting over.   After learning how to forge stuff and delivering a letter, I set out to Bleack Falls Barrows. On the way, I encountered some bandits. They didn't stand much of a chance against my fire and sword. I arrived to find more bandits. Again a relatively simple battle. BUT THE ARCHERS. They are annoying. I could switch to a bow and take them on at a range, but I'd prefer some sort of ranged magic that goes farther than 5 feet. Is t

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Skyrim Adventure, Part 19: In Which I Poison The Waterhole

I decided to start things off with the Thieves' quest, so I snuck into the bee farm via sewers. I also snuck through the house, as killing isn't a thief's way. I had to use my Imperial power to calm a guard that I wouldn't be able to sneak by. I stole the guy's key, looted his safe, and got the heck outta there. I then went to another island with a view of the hives and slung fire at them from afar; there were too many mercs for me to sneak past. I returned and was told Maven Black-Briar herself

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