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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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THE SCENE

During the final hour of the 15th, and extending into the first hour of the 16th - of December 2014, to be precise - the dastardly villain known as KITTENS FOR FISTS was led to their probable doom. A few days before, it was believed they had committed a terrible and horrible crime: they had neutralised the Pulsating Cheddar. The cheddar in question did indeed pulsate, which had served as a warning mechanism to those who would attempt to eat it - it was a sentient being, like most cheeses, after
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The Roles of Bota Magna

THE ROLES OF BOTA MAGNA KRUTIERA MAGNA The Mayor of Krutiera Magna - The Mayor of Krutiera Magna acts as as a 'leader' of Krutiera Magna, chosen by a combination of the populace's votes and then the Lord of Earth picking from a pool of candidates put forward. The Mayor is expected to act on the behalf of Krutiera Magna's populace, while also keeping the Lord of Earth's rule intact. While they may seem redundant with the Lord of Earth present, the Lord of Earth cannot rule an entire cit
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The Results

^Look up there^.   I feel no regret, I actually went through with it. It won six-five. By one vote!   You made this happen, so if anyone complains people wanted it to happen.   Well, I wanted a ridiculous name and I got one. This reminds of the time people lost the ability to spell entirely on a forum elsewhere on the internet. Where vowels were disregarded and it ended up looking an awful lot like written welsh, apart from having no Ys so not really looking like welsh at all. Still, the point
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The Red Star

When they said the Red Star all those times in BIONICLE, they made an error.   They actually meant the Bread Star. Dead beings are made alive again, but in the form of bread. They are then sent back to the MU. But, because they're bread, they're almost immediately eaten by something or another.   In addition, instead of being populated by Kestora, it is populated by Osha-Matoran, Matoran of Safe Working Conditions.   There is also no such BIONICLE Stars combiner known as 'Gaardus'. They meant '
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The Questions

What's the best CCBS set? What's the worst CCBS set? What G1 set displayed the best use of the old BIONICLE system? What G1 set displayed the old BIONICLE system at its worst? Transparent Orange Hau: good or bad? What enemies do you hope the Toa face in 2016? You are tasked with destroying the BIONICLE generation 1 universe in order to make way for generation 2. How do you do this? A volcano on Okoto erupts, covering the half of the island in ash. How does the island change? Ok
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The Other Thing, and a Request

Teaser A City of Earth, ceaselessly expanding, always advancing, eyes on the nearby fortress, consequences ignored, for they unofficially rule. A technophobic Treetop City, standing against technology, tied to nature itself, growing increasingly zealous. An increasingly isolationist Cavern Village, where outcasts are outcasts no longer, where the Red Stars can tell the future and the citizens refuse to share. An Ancient Fortress rumbles once more, guarded by many traps and unseen
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The Night Of Many Scares

Have you given your local Skeleton Overlord the sweet confectionery they desire?   Remember, to show your respect for the skeleton overlords, put a bone in your window. That way, they won't come into your house and demand it even if you forget. They are merciful rulers, except when they aren't, in which case you'll be split into two halves, the half of bone and the half of flesh. A skeleton to rule over, and flesh to, uh, be animated for spooky uses.   And then, when the ghosts and other intang
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The New Forum Theme

The BZPower Staff did a good job with this theme.   It helps remind me of BZP's pre-super-long-downtime days, more so than the default theme does. I think BZPower has almost completely recovered from it, although there is still the problem of the hot topics list and member spotlight being practically non-existent.
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The Names of Users

Remember a few days ago, when I asked for ridiculous names?     You may notice that it says '0 of 1 display name changes' and that the 'New display name' text box is empty. This means, obviously, that this is the part where you vote on names with a limit of say, 24 hours. Or until a name gets 6+ votes. Whichever happens first.   Now's the time to vote. Go look at that entry (click the link up there) and vote on the suggested names.
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The Names Of Pulse

Firstly, we're going back to 2009 and 2010 for some insightful looks into the brilliant posts of my 13/14 year-old mind.   First post on a non-BZP forum. Had one of those extremely common 'Count to a [LARGE NUMBER GOES HERE].   I'd explain the context of this but I think it's better left incomprehensible.   Apparently I moderated a forum at one point. Or was messing around. Attempting to be incomprehensible through bad spelling seemed to be one of the things I liked to do, as it amused me at
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The Mystery Of The Microphone

It appears, that while playing co-op in a very popular game, I have a microphone. But, to my knowledge, THERE IS NO MIC ANYWHERE AROUND HERE.   WHAT.   WHAT.     WHAAAAAAT.   So, an invisible microphone is now on my computer, it seems. ._.   (THEY'RE LISTENING TO ME AREN'T THEY AND TARGETING ME)
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The Moon

Nobody's ever tasted the moon, have they?   Therefore, we can't really say it's not made of cheese until we try and take a bite out of it.
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The Mask of Creation + Unrelated Question

Is it just me, or is it a little too big for Ekimu's head? Ekimu can hardly move his head with the Mask of Creation, and the gold-blue protector mask doesn't while also fitting the colour scheme better.   Has anyone ever attempted to put gearboxes on a gearbox that turns the aforementioned gearboxes, and these gearboxes that are turning have their own gear function?
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the lore of snart farfle

Snart Farfle is a singular entity. Snart Farfle is also a species Snart Farfle is the last of its species Snart Farfle can become your friend Snart Farfle will become your friend by infiltrating your friend's house and posing as their parents - both of them, at the same time. You will meet up with your friend and they will slowly morph into Snart Farfle Snart Farfle is now your 'friend' Snart Farfle is capable of supersonic speeds Snart Farfle is, contrary to popular belief and a
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The Less-Than-Positive Opinions Regarding G1 BIONICLE

Several questions for you, whoever you are, who happens to have chosen to browse this very blog entry. I'm referring to you, in case you haven't noticed yet. Worst line in G1 BIONICLE? Worst character(s)? Worst year? Worst set? Worst wave of sets? Worst serial? Worst idea? Worst thing-of-your-choosing?
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The Legend of the BIONICLE

Gathered friends, listen again to the tale of the BIONICLE, no matter how bored you are, it's the only tale I know.   In the time before time, and also in the time during time, and the time after time, but mostly the time before time for some reason, we're not sure how that works... the Great Spirit was built by the Great Beings, carrying we, the ones called the Matoran, inside his body. We were separate and without purpose, so we invented the three virtues and pretended the Great Spirit illum
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The Inika Masks were alive, therefore...

(It is the best as decided by me)   The Inika masks were alive, but the story pretty much never acknowledged that.   Of course, being alive, these masks had their own FEELINGS and EMOTIONS and THOUGHTS, right? Of course they did. They're ALIVE!   And of course, they're masks so they can use themselves. Clearly they messed with the Inika and of course they communicated by talking via 'projecting' their own thoughts into the Inika's heads.   So the Inika tended to use their masks involuntarily b
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The Inevitable

I can't wait for the inevitable quarrels about: How the reboot sucks and how BIONICLE 01-10 was 'better' How the new iterations of Toa/Masters look nothing like the originals How the personalities of the Toa are 'incorrect' and 'unfaithful' to the originals Everything else as well because this BZPower
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The Future Holds This, Probably

AN EMPRESS IN ALL BUT NAME, CEASELESSLY EXPANDING THE CITY OF EARTH, EYES UPON THE FORTRESS   A TECHNOPHOBIC TREE TOP VILLAGE, PROTECTIVE OF THE JUNGLE, GROWING IN ZEAL, FEARING THE FORTRESS   THE ISOLATIONIST VILLAGE OF THE SPURNED, A CAVERN VILLAGE, MADE OF IRON, SAND, AND STONE*   AN ANCIENT FORTRESS, ABANDONED, AWAKENING   STRANGERS FROM THE STARS, CONFUSED AND CONFUSING, CONTRADICTING UNTRUE HISTORIES   AND ROBOT DINOSAURS   EVERYTHING ON BOTA MAGNA IS ABOUT TO FALL APART
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The Future

The future approaches, and I am more afraid of it than ever...
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