ME: Hmm... *Throws Shoggoth* Creature's incomprehencable to humans fight!!!
BK:Go Mi-Go!
ME: Flying Polyps, attack! Yithians, get his left flank!
BK: First wave of Byakhee, ATTACK!
ME: Ghouls, Yuggz, Yugguh, Deep ones, GET HIM!!!
BK: Gugs, Night Gaunts, Hounds of Tindalos, GET HIM!
ME: Cats of Ulthar! Elder things! Formless spawn! Shub-Niggurath's children! Form Voltron! Wait... I mean, ATTACK!
BK: Whatever he didn't already list, GET HIM! DARNIT RATS, GET OUT OF THE FREAKIN
This one'll make you think...
"Things that aren't cannot be, because then nothing wouldn't be! You can't have freakin' nothing isn't! Everything is, because if nothing wasn't then there'd be all kinds of stuff like giant ants with tops hats dancing down the street!"
This has been (a rather strange) Cthulhu's Words of Wisdom...
I'm glad the board is back up. That was a rough few hours for me. It's good though that they do that for the Admins/Mods or whoever it's for... Still, I'm glad to be here *hugs computer* Er, uh... I WILL CONSUME YOU!!!
Anyways, anything new?
Those are the only people who had to reply to that? Considering two of them were people I greatly respect, and who I knew would answer, and one person frequents my blog (thanks frankin-kal-96, feel free to drop in here any time), no one else has an opinion on my question? No one at all? I need your help, guys. I'm sakin what you'd like to see that's make a fresh new fantasy novel, and not a hackneyed piece of garbage like we've seen over and over again. Grr... I think I'm a little bitter... I du
So, iwas working on my novel, and I got a thought... "What do people look for in a fantsy novel that makes it different from other novels?" So I thought I'd ask you guys. What would you like to see in a fantasy novel?
So, I just got up at 1:38 this afternoon, and I'm pretty groggy right now. Hmm... *consumes some souls of the innocent* Ah! The best part of waking up is soul-gers in your cup! What? Bad pun? It's a coffee joke, people!!! Come ON!!! Anywho, I'm sitting here, surrounded by MOCs, yet no decent camera to take their pictures... AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! FRUSTRATION! I'LL TAKE OUT MY FRUSTRATION ON YOUR IMMORTAL SOULS!!! Wow, I really need to switch to decaf souls...
So, here it is, another entry... I'm pretty bored, and really don't know what to do. I'm just waiting until I can post in my RPG again. I LOVE that RPG! It's the best thing I've ever created, and there are some creative people who have joined. I'd like to thank BK, KB, Zhou-Xao, and GMan for their participation, and they have some great characters, and some good story going. This is a lot of fun...
So, my RPG is up and running, and it's sweet. If you like H.P. Lovecraft, or, you like creepy, mysterious, or unwordly stuff, check it out. *consumes more readers* HA! Still got you!
That's right! My H.P. Lovecraft inspired RPG is up and running! Click the link or I'LL EAT YOU!!! Anywho, for some dark storyline and a really good read (once we start posting), go there. GO THERE NOW, SLAVE PANDA'S!
So, I've got some more character stuff worked out, and, I actually found some more of the old work I had done on the novel, and it was really good! I don't even remember why I scrapped it! Seriously, I've been finding a lot of old writings I had done, and some of them are good enough that I can integrate into the book. I promise, when this is finally done (and I have started seriously working on it now), it will be a best seller! IT WILL!!! CTHULHU WILL EAT THOSE WHO DON"T PURCHASE IT!
Those of you who talk to me often here know I've been working on a novel for quite some time (about four years now, and I don't have a full, useable chapter...), and that I get constant writers block (comic ideas run out so often I think I'm giving GMan carpal Tunnel syndrome with all the story ideas he gives me.) This is quite a problem, as I have all these great ideas for scenes in my head, it's just that it's hard for me to link the ideas together. Y'know, like in a movie, where there's a gre
Here's a quote from my work-in-progress, and it's pretty funny.
(Barukain) "What are you doing!?"
(Elek) "If you're gonna die... Die in style!"
I like this quote. I'll probably put some more good ones up in time.
Also, I'm still working on making non-steriotypical elves, dwarves, etc...
Ha ha! Now your soul is mine! Well, it's early (for me, at least), and I'm actually wide awake! So, what's up? Anybody out there? WHY DO YOU MOCK ME!!? I WILL EAT YOUR SPINE, FOR THE JUICES SUSTAIN ME!
So, I didn't get any work done on my novel after all... I went to bed instead, seeing as it's hard to write when you fall asleep drooling on your keyboard... I was so tired... Anywho, I will get some work done on it today. Character notes, location notes, etc... I've already got some of my character's planned out, seeing as these are characters I've recycled through most of the stories I write (two of them even appear in my posts in the Dead RPG...). Well, I've got laundry to do... I'll be back
That sounds like a song title... Anyways, I finally got home tonight at about 1am... I had to go to Wal-mart and buy catfood after work... I'm watching Comedy Central, and it's some weird web-clips show... I'm going to get some work done on my novel...
BLOG EDIT: I smell fruitloops...
So, I'm on my way to work in my step-dads truck, when it started to stall on me. So, I look at the temp. gauge, and it's raising steadily. I pulled it over and poured some anti-freeze into the engine coolant container like I had been told, and take off. The heat raises more. So, I pull over again and call my grandfather (cause neither my mom nor my step-dad will answer their cell phones), and we find out that the radiator (which I had not been warned about) had lost a lot of fluid, and we had to
It's monday afternoon! Greetings Mindless blog reader monkeys! It's a beautiful day outside, and I intend to fix that! Fire shall rain from the sky and the water shall all be turned to ipikak! (don't know what that is? Ask somebody... It's bad...). Anywho, I'll eat your souls, that's all there is to it!
