The flap of a butterflys wings on one side of the world controls the fate of the other side of the world. I have just found the biggest butterfly in existence, and intend to crush it. How long do you think it will take for the world to end?
That's right, there's a winner for my comic's "Redesign Cthulhu" contest! Bahrag Kal has won with an awesome entry! Congratulations, BK!
And thanks to those of you who entered who didn't win. And, to show these thanks, a special comic will be posted that will display all the entries. Great work everybody!
So what's with all the Board messages, huh? If those particular parts of the forum are the problem, why does the problem persist? ANSWER ME! ANSWER ME OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!
So I have to work today (leaving at 12:15 my time), and they stuck me with a Nascar race. Despite my IMMENCE HATRED OF THE HILLBILLYS AND MENTAL REJECTS WHo AdORE THIs SPORT OF repetitive Circle driving, I need the money. So, my need for money out weighs my hatred of racing. Like Jeff Foxworthy said, Nascar: Fast Cars and Slow Minds...
Anywho, I will crush your spines and eat your souls, yadda yadda yadda... bad day today...
I just wanted to say... I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS!!! You shall writhe forever within my mighty gullet, screaming in agony until The end of days! I shall digest you slowly, taking thousands of years, but keeping you alive the whole time! Making it really horrifying! I WILL DEVOUR YOU ALL!
"Many of you won't make it to your 1st birthday. They are the lucky ones..."
Me, to my 300 children...
This has been another installment of Cthulhu's Words of Wisdom...
This is a great song, and is a good song to remix, seeing as five remix's have been made (that I know of). I love four of the five remix's, and the one I don't like is just too much music, not enough words. Here it is...
Again, this is a great song, and I love it. I didn't even have to edit this one! A rare clean song by MSI...
EDIT: Nevermind...
Do NOT bypass the word filter.
-Shine
No, seriously, I'm looking at one right now, and it's amazing.
So, I was wandering around the Land of Chaos when I found a mass of horrors beyond human comprehension, and I named it Fluffy... He's a good pet. And you don;t even have to feed him! No mouth, no food! So what if he's destroyed all of my neighbor's pets? It's so cute when he eviscerates a dog...
That's all for now.
Here it is, the 2 o'clock hour, and I am up. The Mighty Cthulhu (deja vu) is waiting for the stars to fall out of the proper alignment so as to get some sleep. Hmm... Perhaps a before bedtime soul shall help... *much screaming and crying for mercy follows* G'night... *burp!*
Tonight I went back to my old school for the first night of their musical. My girlfriend was in it, which made up for the sound goofs and stage mishaps. I wish I could go tomorrow, but the tickets are sold out. I can't go Saturday, either, because I have to work! And Saturday will be the best night! I mean, by then all the glitches are gone and it's just pure awesomness!
The musical they performed was High School Musical, and it was okay. I didn't think that they'd be able to pull it off, as
I'm a huge fan of 'em! I love parodies, from Airplane! to The Naked Gun, to Spy Hard (all Leslie Neilson movies... hmm...), to the Scary Movie series. These movies are great. The only thing I love more than parody films are horror films. The more gore the better! Hostel was great! Not really horror per se, but man was it gory! It was glorious! I can't wait to see the sequel!
I also loved Sin City, and the two sequels coming out for that sound like they'll be just as good. Too bad Mickey Rou
Being evil is fun. Being evil and tired stinks. I had to get up at 6:30 so I can be in town for a meeting at 8:00. Now, those of you still in school may say "But CtD, we do it all the time, and we're tired everyday," and to that I say, "Too bad, I'm not used to it anymore!!! I'm old and tired!!! GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DARN KIDS!!!" Oops, got off topic... The good thing about being up this early is that I get to listen to Bob and Tom in the morning, which I missed.
So, the weather today in the la
So today I was wondering through the plain of Chaos when I came across a crying child. Though this isn't odd for "The Plain of Chaos," I was intrigued, so I asked him what was wrong. He said "I'm lost, and can't find my parents." Touched by this, I took five minutes and helped the boy find his beloved parents. As I looked on, a tear came to my eye. Then I ate their souls. It was a good day... *burp!*
Alright, so, first blog entry...
I'm eating now. We've got this little ice cream shop here in town and They've got these awesome coney dogs (chili dogs for those of you who have no idea what coneys are), and I'm piggin out on two of them now. I've got a pretty big appetite. Mmm... coneys... Anywho, I'm watching Stargate SG1, and it's an episode I've seen (daniel Jackson comes back as an ascended being to warn Jack O'Neil that Abados is in danger from Anubis.). Great show.
