1) It's called astigmatism!

What are you looking at?

It's a style.

Admit it, you want a pair of these babies.

2) HERP A DERP

IMMA FIRIN MY BASEBALL

1. "I call it 'fashion'."

"NO, this is NOT 'going overboard'!"

"Nothing wrong with a fashion statement."

2."My arm's stuck!"

"See, THIS is what happens when you don't read the BASEBLOG!"

Ernie Banks: 'They were a gift.'

Pitcher Pik-cher: 'Despite many peoples' accusations and his 140 mph fastball, Gorzelanny denies using the new XRM3 performance enhancing drug.'

I love double headers...

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First: I'm sorry, I can't see you over my sheer awesomeness.

Second: I WHIP MY ARM, BACK AND FORTH

Hope I make it ^^

Night Fury

First picture:

I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Second picture:

Oraltransappendagitis: A rare medical condition where the victims lower jaw moves back and forth in conjunction with their arm.

(It's even funnier if you imagine what happens when he finishes that pitch )

1st: "Yes, my eyes are in fact this bad. Don't laugh at me, sonny - Just wait, it'll happen to you!"