*spoils the story*

*puts on gas mask*

*sprays deodorizer*

Was anyone else with him before?

Did he have other clothes on before?

Was he tanning and the sun burned him to death?

Whats with all the deaths?

Anyways, was the man working when he died?

Did he drink anything through the straw prior to death?

Does the absense of his other clothes have anything to do with his death?

Was it a suicide?

Was it a murder?

Is this a version of the riddle where there's a naked dead guy in a desert holding a toothpick?

Because if so I already know this one.

Was anyone else with him before?

Did he have other clothes on before?

No.

Yes.

Was he tanning and the sun burned him to death?

XD ouch. But no.

Whats with all the deaths?

 

 

Anyways, was the man working when he died?

Did he drink anything through the straw prior to death?

Does the absense of his other clothes have anything to do with his death?

Was it a suicide?

Was it a murder?

If you read mystery novels, almost all begin with deaths

No.

No.

Yes, sorta.

Yes.

No.

Is this a version of the riddle where there's a naked dead guy in a desert holding a toothpick?

 

Because if so I already know this one.

Sounds similar... but not sure if it's close enough. PM me the answer and I'll tell you if it's right.

Xidash

Did he swallow the straw?

Is he wet/dry?

Is there any other objects around him?

does he have broken bones?

is the fact he is only wearing shorts important?

Did he swallow the straw?

No.

Is he wet/dry?

Is there any other objects around him?

Dry.

No.

does he have broken bones?

 

is the fact he is only wearing shorts important?

He may, yes.

Yes.

Xidash

Velox posted this in his blog around a year or so ago. Or rather, the "naked dead guy in a desert holding a toothpick" one, which I'm fairly sure is just about identical. This is a good one, definitely. Of course, I won't spoil anything.

~B~

Is he a werewolf?

Is he a Indian?

Is it the drinking straw or the kind farm animals sleep on?

Is it the drinking straw or the kind farm animals sleep on?

In a similar vein to this: DID HE DREAM ABOUT FARM ANIMALS WHEN ALIVE?

Just kidding.

~B~

Velox posted this in his blog around a year or so ago. Or rather, the "naked dead guy in a desert holding a toothpick" one, which I'm fairly sure is just about identical. This is a good one, definitely. Of course, I won't spoil anything.

 

~B~

Ah, ok. Wasn't sure if the whole naked guy in the desert was quite ok so he's just in shorts.

Is he a werewolf?

Is he a Indian?

Is it the drinking straw or the kind farm animals sleep on?

No.

No.

No.

Xidash

Did he jump off something?

Sorta, yes.

Xidash

>Is it the drinking straw or the kind farm animals sleep on?

No.

What's confusing about that?

Ohh, Ballom reminded me of that. Yeah, I know the answer.

did he jump off a plane?

did he jump off a blimp?

did he jump off a air balloon?

did he jump off a helicopter?

DID HE JUMP OFF A CLOUD??

No.

No.

Yes.

No.

No XD

Xidash

What's confusing about that?

SO IS IT THE DRINKING STRAW?!

I think I know the answer but ima ask one more question?

Was there other peeps on the air balloon?

What's confusing about that?

SO IS IT THE DRINKING STRAW?!

NO IT WASN'T

I think I know the answer but ima ask one more question?

 

Was there other peeps on the air balloon?

Yes.

Xidash

Okay *cracks fingers* i think i figured it out

A bunch of guys were in a air balloon. It started crashing into the ground. They through stuff out to make it less heavier. Its still crashing*gasp*. They draw straws. A guy gets the short one. He is thrown out of the balloon and everyone lives happily ever after cept the guy tahts dead cause you know hes dead.