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The Drop The Clubs Club


Squishyfrog

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The Drop The Clubs Club


Let's face it; you aren't a savage anymore. Dinosaurs aren't roaming around the hut as much as they used to, and the ones that still do are predators to your livestock. Besides which, clubbing an animal to death just isn't the thing anymore. I mean, that guy who lives on the other side of the mountain learned how to create that hot stuff that burned your village down last week. Of course he died because he didn't know how to control it, but that's besides the point. In fact, I heard that your neighbor sharpened some rocks and mounted them on sticks. He calls them "spears". Then someone took a stick and broke parts of it off so that it was an optimal shape and tied a cut vine to it, and was launching rocks with it! He called the contraption a "slingshot". But if you are too close to your most favorite outdated weapon to give it up in favor of these newfangled ones, then at least cover the head in spikes or something. True, it will be harder to sling over your shoulder this way, but perhaps that's not too big of a price to pay if you don't want to use the newer and possibly better killing techniques. Whatever you do, just drop the freaking clubs!

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An alternate take on the matter:

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Also, I literally LOL'd. (Actually, I sort of chuckled heartily--but close enough.)

 

~ BioGio

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I've moved on to the atlatl. The other weapons were too mainstream. B)

True, the other weapons are becoming much more mainstream, it's better then using those old clubs that some people just can't give up.

 

An alternate take on the matter:

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Also, I literally LOL'd. (Actually, I sort of chuckled heartily--but close enough.)

I fail to see how some grey person with an afro and grape jelly splattered over his face holding two clubs is an alternate take on getting rid of clubs as a weapon, but okay.

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