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Nukaya

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HELLO IT IS HULK. HULK DECIDE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS PEOPLE HAVE OR GIVE THEM ADVICE BECAUSE HULK HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND HULK FIND NOTHING GOOD ON TV.

 

YES NUKAYA ALLOW HULK TO KEEP DOING THIS. HULK WANT MORE QUESTIONS. HULK EXCITED FOR MOVIE PREMIERE TONIGHT.

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HULK LIKE LUCKEE CHARMS?

 

Demand for those goes up around St. Patrick's, which makes me worried. Being the personification of a interdimensional evil monster also happens to make me magically delicious, and thus a prime target for that wicked little leprechaun.

 

Also, HULK LIKE GREEN, INCREDIBLE HULK-TYPE SPECIALLY FLAVORED MARSHMALLERS OR WHITE, BRUCE BANNER-TYPE ORIGINAL RECIPE MARSHMALLERS BETTER?

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HULK LIKE LUCKEE CHARMS? Demand for those goes up around St. Patrick's, which makes me worried. Being the personification of a interdimensional evil monster also happens to make me magically delicious, and thus a prime target for that wicked little leprechaun.

 

Also, HULK LIKE GREEN, INCREDIBLE HULK-TYPE SPECIALLY FLAVORED MARSHMALLERS OR WHITE, BRUCE BANNER-TYPE ORIGINAL RECIPE MARSHMALLERS BETTER?

 

HULK PREFER COOKIE CRISP CEREAL MORE BUT HULK STILL LIKE LUCKY CHARMS SOMETIMES. PERSON IN AVENGERS WHO REALLY LIKE LUCKY CHARMS IS THOR, WHO LIKE TO MIX IN BROKEN PIECES OF POP TARTS WITH THEM IN HIS MILK. NO ONE REALLY KNOW WHY HE DO THAT.

 

HULK LIKE ALL KINDS OF MARSHMALLOWS. HULK LIKE HOMEMADE MARSHMALLOWS MORE THAN STORE KIND THOUGH. EXCEPT COFFEE-SPIKED ONES. HULK NOT LIKE THOSE. HULK GET JITTERY WHEN HULK EAT COFFEE FLAVOURED MARSHMALLOWS.

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HULK LIKE HOMEMADE MARSHMALLOWS MORE THAN STORE KIND THOUGH. EXCEPT COFFEE-SPIKED ONES. HULK NOT LIKE THOSE. HULK GET JITTERY WHEN HULK EAT COFFEE FLAVOURED MARSHMALLOWS.

 

Waitaminute. HULK is a big green juggernaut becuase of a gamma bomb, but coffee gives HULK the jitters?

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HULK LIKE HOMEMADE MARSHMALLOWS MORE THAN STORE KIND THOUGH. EXCEPT COFFEE-SPIKED ONES. HULK NOT LIKE THOSE. HULK GET JITTERY WHEN HULK EAT COFFEE FLAVOURED MARSHMALLOWS.
Waitaminute. HULK is a big green juggernaut becuase of a gamma bomb, but coffee gives HULK the jitters?

YEAH HULK NOT SURE WHY THAT WORK OUT THAT WAY EITHER. HULK PREFER DECAF. OR LOW CAFFEINE TEA. BANNER SAME WAY.

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WHAT DOES HULK THINK OF THOR?AND THE THING?AND PONIES?

HULK ALREADY GO OVER THIS. THOR HULK'S BRO. THOR GREAT FRIEND OF HULK. THE THING ALSO ONE OF HULK'S BROS. THE THING MAKE AWESOME SOUP FOR POTLUCKS.

 

HULK LIKE PONY EXPRESS BECAUSE IT INNOVATIVE AND HELPED CONNECT THE EAST AND WEST IN COMMUNICATION EVEN THOUGH THEY NOT USE PONIES AND ONLY USE HORSES. HULK SUPPOSE "HORSE EXPRESS" NOT HAVE AS NICE OF RING TO IT.

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When HULK was in South America all by HULK's lonesome, did HULK pass the time playing solitaire, or psychic tennis with Dr. Banner? Or maybe MMOs with Mr. Blue?

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MIX IN BROKEN PIECES OF POP TARTS WITH THEM IN HIS MILK.
oh goodness why haven't i done this- :burnmad:

I would do it but I have no Lucky Charms OR poptarts. :<

 

Does Thor have a blog? :D

 

Have you played Minecraft? :D

 

Will you say "no" to this question? :D

 

Will I put :D at the end of every question I type? :D

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

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What does Hulk think of green eggs and ham? Do you eat them at all, regularly, or only on Dr. Seuss' birthday?- :burnmad:

HULK NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM, BECAUSE IT EITHER MEAN DEADPOOL DYE ALL FOOD GREEN AS PRANK AGAIN OR FOOD GROWING MOLD.

 

When HULK was in South America all by HULK's lonesome, did HULK pass the time playing solitaire, or psychic tennis with Dr. Banner? Or maybe MMOs with Mr. Blue?

HULK PLAY FUTBOL WITH LOCAL CHILDREN BECAUSE CHILDREN NOT JUDGE HULK FOR SIZE AND LOOKS. HULK ALWAYS CHOSEN FOR TEAM FIRST BECAUSE HE ABLE TO COVER ENTIRE GOAL. HULK BEST KEEPER.

 

THEN WHAT HULK THINK OF JOHN CARPENTER'S MOVIE, THE THING?

HULK NOT SEE THAT MOVIE.

 

MIX IN BROKEN PIECES OF POP TARTS WITH THEM IN HIS MILK.
oh goodness why haven't i done this- :burnmad:
I would do it but I have no Lucky Charms OR poptarts. :<

 

Does Thor have a blog? :D

 

Have you played Minecraft? :D

 

Will you say "no" to this question? :D

 

Will I put :D at the end of every question I type? :D

~Unit#phntk#1

YES. THOR CALL IT BLOGSGARD.

 

HULK NOT PLAY VIDEO GAMES. HULK HANDS TOO BIG FOR CONTROLLERS.

 

NAH.

 

YOU FOUR FOR FOUR RIGHT NOW, SO UNLESS YOU REALLY DEVIATE FROM THE PATTERN, HULK SAY MAYBE.

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HULK NOT PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
1. UNIIIIT

 

2. So if you can't play a PC game, how do you type?- :burnmad:

HULK ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS. HULK HAVE GIANT REINFORCED KEYBOARD THAT TONY STARK MAKE FOR HIM.

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But Minecraft is a PC game, and uses the keyboard and mouse. Do you not have a good mouse? If so, how do you post things you type? Tab and enter?

 

- :burnmad:

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But Minecraft is a PC game, and uses the keyboard and mouse. Do you not have a good mouse? If so, how do you post things you type? Tab and enter?- :burnmad:

HULK HAVE NO INTEREST IN GAME. IF HULK WANT TO PLAY WITH LITTLE SQUARES, HULK GET LEGO DUPLO BLOCKS OR SOME GIANT BRICKS. HULK USE VIRTUAL INTERFACE FOR MOUSE SIMILAR TO WHAT TONY STARK USES. HULK ONLY KEEP PHYSICAL KEYBOARD AROUND BECAUSE HULK LIKE HOW IT SOUND WHEN HULK TYPE AND IT USEFUL FOR HITTING PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

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What? Nukaya? Where has Hulk gone?

HULK STILL HERE. HULK JUST ONLY ALLOWED ON THIS PART OF SITE. HULK STILL ANSWER QUESTIONS.

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What? Nukaya? Where has Hulk gone?
HULK STILL HERE. HULK JUST ONLY ALLOWED ON THIS PART OF SITE. HULK STILL ANSWER QUESTIONS.

 

I'm fairly certain that is impossible. HULK cannot be contained, last I checked.

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What? Nukaya? Where has Hulk gone?
HULK STILL HERE. HULK JUST ONLY ALLOWED ON THIS PART OF SITE. HULK STILL ANSWER QUESTIONS.
I'm fairly certain that is impossible. HULK cannot be contained, last I checked.

Yeah, you'd be surprised how many people can be contained when given jelly beans. Hulk is apparently one of them.

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Be honest, who would win in an all-out fight to the death between Hulk, The Thing, and the irradiated Jimmy Neutron?

 

Will Nukaya bump this entry?

 

- :burnmad:

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