You LIED tto us all ;o;

Thank God.

I was really worried.

Hey, I don't speak in purple either!

Well, technically I could resort to using purple prose verbally, but still.

~B~

Someone buy that man a whiteboard and a purple marker!

Don't kid yourself; of course you speak in bold purple.

Chuck Norris, however, is the only man who can speak in caps lock.

Are you a synesthete? Do I actually sound like bold purple?

No, and yes.

How on earth am I supposed to recognize you now!?

The badge that has 3 prototypes on it B)

The badge that has 3 prototypes on it B)

I jelly.

Don't kid yourself; of course you speak in bold purple.

 

Chuck Norris, however, is the only man who can speak in caps lock.

You seem to have confused Chuck Norris with Billy Mays. A common mistake.

Correction: one can, and one could.

I speak in purple.

- Vorex