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My Entire Life Is A Lie

Dokuma

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I came downstairs this morning in my pajamas only to encounter a ghastly sight. There, on the couch, was my father, my own flesh and blood, staring intently as the high-definition television as it played the show "Bratz."

 

My dad... was watching Bratz.

 

If there was any doubt as to whether or not I'd go emo, this confirms it.

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Spampire

Sweet mother of potatoes!!!

 

WHAT COULD BE MORE HIDEIOUS THAN BRATZZZ!!!!

 

We understand if you go emo.

(But what will happy happy joy joy think?)

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Be thankful that it wasn't Teletubbies. That would require . I see a path of emo in your future.
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Kharhorataz

Emo is terrible.Your life is miserable when you are emo.I was once.Don't take that path.So miserable.

 

My grandma watches little einstiens.

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Dokuma

Whoa, I actually believed you for a second. :fear:

 

Wait... you were serious?!? :blink:

 

- :vahi:

I'm afraid I've never been more serious in my life.

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Aoran

Well at least it's not your brother who watches it while not wearing clothing 'cept underwear...

 

Yeah, he watches it with my sister. And he's 11.

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D.Q
Well at least it's not your brother who watches it while not wearing clothing 'cept underwear...

 

Yeah, he watches it with my sister. And he's 11.

Well, I think seeing your father watching it might be more of a blow......just imagine Luke Skywalker finding out that Darth Vader watches Bratz..... :fear:

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Biomech
Well at least it's not your brother who watches it while not wearing clothing 'cept underwear...

I was ready to throw up until I read that last bit. Whew.

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Dokuma

Well at least it's not your brother who watches it while not wearing clothing 'cept underwear...

I was ready to throw up until I read that last bit. Whew.

Yeah, that makes it all normal.

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GMan
Emos are so lame. They just fake everything, you know. No substance, no worth, no capability to think for themselves instead of buying the latest "lifestyle" being peddled to them. And emo music is garbage. Don't be emo, be excessively cynical about the world. Or emotionally scarred, either one works better than being emo.
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Spampire
Emos are so lame. They just fake everything, you know. No substance, no worth, no capability to think for themselves instead of buying the latest "lifestyle" being peddled to them. And emo music is garbage. Don't be emo, be excessively cynical about the world. Or emotionally scarred, either one works better than being emo.

 

I vote for the latter.

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Zonis

Emos are so lame. They just fake everything, you know. No substance, no worth, no capability to think for themselves instead of buying the latest "lifestyle" being peddled to them. And emo music is garbage. Don't be emo, be excessively cynical about the world. Or emotionally scarred, either one works better than being emo.

 

Hey, That's offensive! I happen to like emo music :P

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