Apparently I write like Kurt Vonnegut, H.G. Wells and J.R.R. Tolkien. I'm now highly suspicious that this is just some kind of random name generator. It was awfully quick to process these excerpts.

I just typed in random letters/gibberish (they weren't even words) and put in commas, periods, etc since it has to be a paragraph. Apparently I write like Stephenie Meyer. I'm pretty sure there is a joke in there somewhere.

~Soran

"afeojgihkhssgdhfuils\hlfuslfhsi\fuhsh\ef;sef'efkseofkeogkfeko"

I write like

Mark Twain

...I think the creator must really bloody hate Mark Twain.

I put in an excerpt from My Immortal just to test something out.

The thing said I write like J. K. Rowling.

So yeah, I'm pretty sure this is completely accurate.

I put in an excerpt from <em class='bbc'> My Immortal</em> just to test something out.

 

The thing said I write like J. K. Rowling.

 

So yeah, I'm pretty sure this is completely accurate.

It is speculated that J.K. Rowling wrote "My Immortal" to troll the fans. Food for thought....

Apparently I write very similarly to H.P. Lovecraft and Dan Brown.

This makes sense.

Also, regardless of how accurate it is, it's still a fun little thing. I'm enjoying it.

I got Dan Brown three times and Arthur C. Clark once. Not too shabby, I guess? Dunno.

~B~

I'm consistently getting H.P. Lovecraft and Douglas Adams as I input the stories with vocal styles influenced directly by them. I think I'm okay with this.

Dan Brown apparently I write like.

But Suzanne Collins apparently does not write like herself. :|

I got Neil Gaiman, Cory Doctorow twice in a row, Arthur C. Clarke, Stephen King, David Foster Wallace - all from various blog entries.

From my epic, I got Dan Brown, Edgar Allan Poe, Arthur C. Clarke (again), Vladimir Nabokov, H. P. Lovecraft, Dan Brown (again), Dan Brown (again again), Douglas Adams, J. K. Rowling, Dan Brown (again again again), and finally ... Dan Brown.

I must secretly be Dan Brown.