Why I'm a bad author:  SHIP ALL OF THE CHARACTERS!

... Ship ALL of the characters?  =/

(Also I think your problem is that you haven't fully conceptualized your comedies.  I mean, priorities, dude)

You're devoting so much time to being Evil, and not enough to let your creative juices flow.

Tak, this is an intervention. We love you, but for you to become the writer we all know you can be... you must wean off the evil.

>tfw you will never get a call of evil story staring you

>tfw a story stares at you

Why I'm a bad author:

Haven't written anything in several long years.

I'm a bad author because I suffer from chronic perfectionism and must have everything just right before starting. 

Why I'm a bad author:  SHIP ALL OF THE CHARACTERS!

 

... Ship ALL of the characters?  =/

 

(Also I think your problem is that you haven't fully conceptualized your comedies.  I mean, priorities, dude)

Everything from both lists is fully conceptualized. I just haven't written a single word for the second list yet.

You're devoting so much time to being Evil, and not enough to let your creative juices flow.

 

Tak, this is an intervention. We love you, but for you to become the writer we all know you can be... you must wean off the evil.

>tfw you will never get a call of evil story starring you

I already knew which one you'd be in, but I forgot...

 

>tfw you will never get a call of evil story staring you

>tfw a story stares at you

 

wat

Why I'm a bad author:

 

Haven't written anything in several long years.

I wouldn't say that makes you a bad author as much as just not an author currently.

I'm a bad author because I suffer from chronic perfectionism and must have everything just right before starting.

I call it "being chicken" when that happens to me. It's supposed to be motivational.

Doesn't work very well.

Takuma Nuva

Hah, my list of unfinished and unstarted stories is muuuuch longer.

But hey, it shows you have ideas, so good you know you're not running out of those yet, just motivation!