Awww, it's so cute! Some day I ought to try and learn a craft that I can use to create cute things like this. Whether it's crocheting or sculpture or something else entirely.

Crochet monsters?

Crochémon.

*Snaps fingers*

and allow for perfectly silent fidgeting during lectures etc.

That's actually perfectly ingenious.

You don't think you could make ones with more detailed faces, do you?

Perhaps a shadow leech?

adorable points +1

actually better make that +4

Fabulous... ;-;

These are the best things and I want at least 20 of them or maybe 20,000?

These are the best things and I want at least 20 of them or maybe 20,000?

Don't you're going a bit overkill?

I think 19,986 is plenty enough.