In Soviet Russia, you do not apply for job, job applies for you job is mandatory.

Everyone has job.

No exception.

Or else.

Good thing I live in Atlantis...

In Atlantis you do not apply for job, you apply for spot in lifeboats in case of disastrous flooding. We swear the city is safe...

You know, I'm so glad people here are wishing me luck like normal and benevolent human beings...

Good luck Tekulo. 

As long as the job isn't for a malevolent organization that specializes in assassination, then, I hope you don't get the job. 

Maybe he should get the job, Fishers: the world could always use more duck-themed, mysterious disappearances.

It could use a lot less murders, kidnappings and lost loved ones though. 

On BZPower, you do not ask for good luck, you ask that people don't burn you too badly.