In America
In America, you scare your daughter's boyfriend:
Man throws bullet at daughter's boyfriend,
"It gets a lot faster after 10 pm."
In Soviet Russia, your daughter's boyfriend scares you!
FPSrussia drives up to girlfriend's house in T-14 Armata tank and emerges from turret draped in machine gun belts,
"I'll bring her home when I feel like it."
Thank you, I'm here all week.
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