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Fruit War 2


Dokuma

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Since some of my readers decided in the last blog entry that the Fruit War is back on, I figured I would at least devote a new blog entry to it.

 

REMEMBER, this is not, nor will it be an RPG.

 

*lobs watermelon at Onuki and Spitty*

 

Oh, and my Premier Membership is gone, so no new entries.

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*Uses a conveniently placed pineapple slicer to core Ocarda's pineapple projectile and toss it at JSZ to stop him from hurting our fearless leader, Doktor.*
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*fills ocean with kumquats, then

sends a tsumani towards eveyone*

 

except the Fruit Stand, which is

protected by a sheild of lemon

juice. Ha.

 

JSZ out

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*fills ocean with kumquats, then

sends a tsumani towards eveyone*

 

except the Fruit Stand, which is

protected by a sheild of lemon

juice. Ha.

 

JSZ out

 

*Takes back the lemon shield which is rightfully ours, leaving the Fruit Stand vulnerable.*

 

- :vahi:

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*Rolls out Lemon Torsion Catapult, firing a Lemon Cocktail at the Fruit Stand Territory, Blowing part of it up*

 

Google Torsion catapult.

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*The Lemon Base materialises out of the Multidimensional Rift and lands directly on top of JSZ*

 

Oopsies...hehe.

 

*Dematerialises*

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Actually, that part was an

illusion, so your pulpy

projectile passed straight

through.

 

JSZ out

 

Not even possible. That was a heat-seeking Lemon Cocktail.

 

- :vahi:

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*uses a magical spell to turn Eryzeth's Lemon Cocktail into a Shrimp Cocktail, which makes it not fruit and it's teleported away before it could blow up anything else.*
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*Uses Magical Curse to remove Kortu's magical powerr*

HA!

*Fires Lemon-loaded Torsion Catapult at The Fruit Stand (AGAIN) THis time hitting base*

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*uses a magical spell to turn Eryzeth's Lemon Cocktail into a Shrimp Cocktail, which makes it not fruit and it's teleported away before it could blow up anything else.*

 

You fight dirty. :angry:

 

*Aims Secret Weapon III at Kortu and fires*

 

ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!

 

- :vahi:

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Hey...

 

*Smashes Odarca's jaw, knocking him unconscious and Fires Torsion Catapult at Odarca's limp form*

 

Ha HA! Take that, Pirate!

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*uses a magical spell to turn Eryzeth's Lemon Cocktail into a Shrimp Cocktail, which makes it not fruit and it's teleported away before it could blow up anything else.*

 

You fight dirty. :angry:

 

*Aims Secret Weapon III at Kortu and fires*

 

ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!

 

- :vahi:

You missed.

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*Fires Torsion Catapult at Kortu while he's still looking at where we fired, and Kortu gets hit and 'splodes, is buried, but uses sonics to shake the mound apart*

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