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Beware Of Fruit Pirates


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Stop your throwing, men, now halt

And you, let go of that catapult!

Rumor whispers in and out

Of pirates lurking hereabout...

 

Hide your convoys and shine your sword

Veterans of this fruit-loop war!

Our banana katanas whistle through air

Duck and don't complain it's unfair

The katana comes down and you head for the trees

"Pirates!" you shriek, falling to your knees...

 

But your ammunition is gone.

 

We're fearless.

 

We're hungry.

 

We lack Vitamin D.

 

And we're coming for your fruit.

 

 

Turakii: Fruit Pirate

 

 

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This is the most enjoyable Fruit War entry I have seen so far. :lol:

 

Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! *drinks fruit juice*

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SAVE ME OH GREAT FRUIT PIRATE TURAKKI! I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE PUMPKIN PEOPLE! D=

 

~Nikira

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*Holding a bananna to nikria's throught*

 

Don't tangle with us, lavasurfer. You've never had a pumpkin hit you in the face. It's not fun.

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Now are thse things joinable? The Fuit War is a bit confusing to me right now... Probably because of my inability to comprehend "RPG-like" (No... I'm not callin' it an RPG...) things.
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The LC's lemon shields will protect us from any piracy, so don't even think about it! You cannot take our wonderful lemons! They're ours!

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Okay, I'll join the Pirates, but I'm not getting nearly as involved as last time. :P

 

It won't be the same without 'Nuki here, though. :pirate:

 

-DN

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