My TV gets 882 channels WITH all the brand new movie releases on one channel.

*Yami*

All of my new releases haven't even come to DVD yet!

All of my new releases havent even come to theaters yet!

I've seen every movie that hasn't been released yet.

I've seen every movie that hasn't had a mention in them.

~H~

I've seen every movie that exsited and will exist infinite times. *Watches Movies*

I've been in every movie that has existed and ever will exist.

I've Directed every movie that exists or ever will exist.

I am every movie that exists or will ever exist.

I am every movie and TV show that exists or ever will exist..

I have every animal that exists.

I have every animal that exists, and all that don't.

I have a tamed Xenomorph as a guard-dog.

I have Spinax as a Guard Dog.

~Articus

I have a panda named Sgt. Panda as a guard

~H~

I have a Xenomorph, a Spinax, and a Panda as guard dogs!

I have bigger Xenomorphs than you.

I have the largest Xenomorphs that have been found, are found, and will be found!

My Xenomorphs can facehug you!

My face can hug your Xenomorphs!

My Xenomorprhs can hug normally, too!

My xenomorph (whatever that is ) can hug you and kiss you!

I actually know what a Xenomorph is.

I know what everything is.

Everything knows me. Even Omi.