I was fed to a shark by my spleen and I ran over a squrriel.

OMG

"I was slapped by my friend and I couldn't get enough of it."

I was slapped? =0

Lol. Tried it with my real birthday and name and got...

"I yelled "YOUR FAT" at some dude named Geoff, who wrote poetry."

Too random.

And I fixed my BZP one. I used the wrong month last time. >_<

"I sat on Hapori Kim and I caused a civil war."

Now that one is just wrong.

Oopss...

I married some other dude named Geoff and i ate him.

Also..

I was hugged by Spitty's Back Porch and i ate him. o_0

I was round house kicked by chuck norris and it tasted funny?

I sat on a cow and lost weight?

I watched a cow and I cried?

I was fed to a shark by bob the builder and I yelled something about rakes on a lane?

Freaking wow

I was slapped by Bob the Builder and suddenly I wanted some food. O_o

Because everyone knows Bob loves food.

And with my birthday, I got:

I laughed at a criminal and lost weight.

Yay!

LKN

"I watched Bob the Builder and liked it."

AAAAHHH

Just kidding, of course. I really punched a wastebasket and cried. I like "I was hugged by Spitty and cried" better, though.

~ ~

For my real birthday and name, I got "I was hugged by a burn-stuffer and I caused the civil war." Arr.

I married Hapori Tohu and it tasted funny.

Uh...

Meh birthday:

I yelled "YOUR FAT" at Algernon and 0385kkmgljgjxo8gjlij lol.

wat

I was fed to a shark by a muffin and i ate it.

I eat sharky for breaking in half.

My Girlfriend Yelled "YOUR FAT" at some other dude named Geoff and insulted him.

I laughed at Spitty and it blew up.

Oh, Spitty.... Heheheh...

For my birthday:

"I married an aerobics instructor and it blew up."

I watched a cow and 0385kkmgljgjxo8gjlij lol

Spitty's back porch? XD

I swear >_>

OMG EXO SWEARS! NO WAI!

My friend at cake with a muffin who agve hima dirty look

my birthday:

I tried to strangle Steve,who wrote poetry.

*recoils in horror, recalling that spitty's named Steve*

actually, I don't think he is.

I was slapped by Uncle Phil (Mr.E) and I loved it!

Doesn't sound like me... Musta been my clone...

This guy married Spitty and then ate him.

You have a pretty interesting life, Spitty.

"I ate cake with some dude named Geoff and I insulted him."

That's my friend Inika Dutchess' sentence.

i was splat by king at the sok factoree for copie write in the refridgerator.

BZP: "I was fed to a shark by a German tourist and we watched a movie."

How Odd... Must have been a TV in the Shark XD

Real-life: "I laughed at Spitty's back porch and 0385kkmgljgjxo8gjlij lol"

I got Spitty's contageous spam disease! XDXDXDXD LoL!11!!1!

-MK

I yelled yur fat at a cow and it tasted funny

For real life;

I watched a planet, but I slipped and fell on a squid.

I laughed at Chuck Norris and smacked him.