She be a pirate.

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(Again)

Another Edit:

(Again)

YARR!

Then we be pirates together, mateys.

Arr, you be a pirate with yer grammar.

-My friend Argie in response to a PM.

~Javi

YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

BEING A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT TO BE

DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE

lol

There there be one awesome pic!

-Jordboy1

Cap'n argh I argh see argh Carmelldansen argh off the argh port argh bow!

What? Argh, that be what argh First Mate argh Spongebob be argh sayin' when argh he be argh talkin'.

What? Pirates don't say "Okey Dokey Then" like I did way back when.

Oh, and argh how does argh Nokama argh hold her argh handless argh pistol? Veggietales argh style?

Ar yar!

Also, were may I be gettin' one of those handle-less hand cannons?

Arrr matey! I be wantin' a grip-less pistol, too!

Ahoy! Can I be havin' one 'o them handleless pistols so I can put some metal into anyone who doesn't talk like a pirate?

-

Er... aren't ye a day late?

Avast, ye blue-armored female! It be very rare to bring a woman aboard the ship, and captain it no less! And ye handle-less pistol is a miracle - where did ye find it? Arrrrr, It would be a great addition to me weapons rack on me ship!

Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

~ Captain

(P.S. Where be Captain Raven these days? Aye, he'd fit right in!)

Arrgh! It be--

Wait, it's over, isn't it?

~Javi

It may be a little late, but I believe this song may be appropriate:

We are the pirates that don't do anything!

We just stay at home and lie around!

And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you:

We don't do anything!

Sound familiar?