You can gift-wrap a prince? o_O

-Tor

You can't, Santa can.

Extreme Home Makeover: Santa Edition. XD

You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again! Hide your Wookiees!

*runs around screaming*

Santa is not real.

~EW~

Santa =/= Chuck Norris.

Exactly.

Chuck can't wrap a prince and keep him alive.

I'd rather a princess. =3

You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again! Hide your Wookiees!

 

*runs around screaming*

The moon doesn't necessarily have to come to Turakii. She could come to the moon, and have all rights to it. Like in many empires; Rome didn't drag the whole country of Egypt closer to them. They just took over, and let the Egyptians know that they were under their control.

Remember, you need all the specifics for the best castle - boiling cauldrons on the ramparts, reinforced walls around the bottom (in case of the enemy breaking through), 100 gallons of ale and like...2,000 chickens for feasts......gotta have the best for castles. And minstrels! Minstrels dancing around and singing and annoying the heck out of everybody! =D

I couldn't tell you what style of castle is the best, though. I didn't study my Medieval era long enough to memorize and recognize different castles. Scottish ones are cool, though.

Santa is not real.

 

~EW~

I couldn't hear that, Santa's magic blew it up and drained it out.

But where are you gonna put the moon? Oh boy, I think you need to ask for a bigger castle. D:

~Javi

Extreme Home Makeover: Santa Edition. XD

IT'S GENUS!

But I asked for a live Turkii for Christmas! So what's the point of getting a fanceh castle?

You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again! Hide your Wookiees!

 

*runs around screaming*

The moon doesn't necessarily have to come to Turakii. She could come to the moon, and have all rights to it. Like in many empires; Rome didn't drag the whole country of Egypt closer to them. They just took over, and let the Egyptians know that they were under their control.

Let's just hope she does that!

In which case, she ought to also ask for a spacecraft. Now, as for what spacecraft would be best, I can handle that! *holds out catalogue; turns to Turakii* I know of all the best star cruisers in the galaxy! And some out of it, too. Just ask me what kind of cruiser you're looking for, and I can tell you what's the best in it's class!

Santa is not not not not not not real.

 

~EW~

Is this what you really meant?

But if you get the moon, what will happen to the tides? Also, do you mean woven servants and a woven prince?

But, Sue! What of the Baxter Building?

Or is this shnazy new castle going to be The Fantastic Four's new headquarters? I guess that's not so bad. Although, with the size you're talking, I think I better start working on those Portal-evators.

But ponies in the new HQ...

I'm personally not a fan of ponies, but if you name one Shnookum Bookum, I guess I can deal with that.

Takuma Nuva

Last year, I asked for life, the universe, and everything, and all I got was a worksheet with one math question on it: What is 6 multiplied by 7?

It was truly a disappointment.

This year, I'm asking for the sun.

Last year, I asked for life, the universe, and everything, and all I got was a worksheet with one math question on it: What is 6 multiplied by 7?

 

It was truly a disappointment.

 

This year, I'm asking for the sun.

You bet that'd be a disappointment. 6 multiplied by 7 means nothing. Now, if the math question was 6 multiplied by 9, that would be a lot more interesting...

Even you can't get these for Christmas, Turakii....

-Jordboy1

Finally, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, I want the moon.

INITIATE THE HUMAN ERADICATION SYSTEM.

Even you can't get these for Christmas, Turakii....

 

-Jordboy1

Don't say that!

Even you can't get these for Christmas, Turakii....

 

-Jordboy1

If Turakii wants it, trust me, her Waffle will find a way.

True Love > Chuck Norris

Takuma Nuva

You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again!

Either that, or The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. *shudder*

~

You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again! Hide your Wookiees!

 

*runs around screaming*

Uh, is that a star wars reference?

'cause I don't get it.

And wookiees are in star wars...

You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again!

Either that, or The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. *shudder*

 

~

Apparently we both have experiences we can relate this to.

Please, Turakii; keep the moon in it's orbit!

You want the moon?? Don't bring it down to the planet, or it'll be Sernpidal all over again! Hide your Wookiees!

Uh, is that a star wars reference?

'cause I don't get it.

And wookiees are in star wars...

It's Star Wars. Sernpidal was destroyed by it's own moon colliding into it, and a certain Wookiee failed to survive... *sniff*