Are you in a house right now?

ARE YOU IN A HOUSE RIGHT NOW?

Is there a floor above you?

Are there people above you?

CHECK OUT THE FLOOR ABOVE YOU

CHECK IT OUT

xD ToM that is awesome.

Pants type, side or back pockets, when was the last time you were wearing them? Where were you then? Where they in the wash with other ppls clothes? Figure out where that peice of paper comes from, go to the writers house, go upstairs and look for an elephant. Bring peanuts

Hehe message shell.

*not, in truth obligatory psyker references here*

Random? I think not.

<o> <o>

Do you have stairs in your house?

If I had to guess, I'd say this line could refer to either a teenage boy or a pepped-up cat. I would lean towards the cat. Partly because they gain like fifty pounds when they're running all over, and partly to pet it.

Are you in a house right now?

ARE YOU IN A HOUSE RIGHT NOW?

Is there a floor above you?

Are there people above you?

 

CHECK OUT THE FLOOR ABOVE YOU

CHECK IT OUT

DO EET! DO EET NAAUUGH!!!

Is everything ruined forever?

Is everything ruined forever?

Well, that would depend on the color of the elephant, wouldn't it?

Also, that note reminds me of something I saw once. It was a pin that you could clip on your shirt, with a quote from one of Shakespeare's comedies, "The Winter's Tale".

"Exit stage left, pursued by a bear."

Why can't they use that one in English class?

If it's a purple elephant, I suppose things must indeed be ruined...

Tempus ~ Oh, I love that quote! That would be an amazing pin to have. I got a shirt last summer with "The soul of this man is this clothes" from All's Well that Ends Well written on it, and it's one of my favorite things...