BWAHAHAHAHA MY MOUSE WAS ON YER SCREENIE >8D

I made a MoC with the name Kex once without realizing there was a staffer by the same name...

Torhuki

I always knew it wasn't wise to go into a jungle with Kex.

That is why i always carry TWO Chuck Norris

You don't carry Chuck Norris. He's Chuck Norris. He carries you.

Nah, its new "Chuck Norris in a Can!!!"

Just spray, and your victum will be hit with a round house kick straight from Chuck Norris himself!

Now just 20 payments 19.99!!!

Call now and you'll also recieve " I pitty the foo'" in a bottle!

It's still Chuck Norris. He still carries you. The only difference is that he's from a spray can.

Nah, the cans are from Soviet Russia...

Still, it's impossible to have multiple Chuck Norrises. Why is cloning illegal? Because if Chuck Norris were to be cloned, one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick would meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Scientists theorize this as the end of the universe.

Amen.

Takuma Nuva

...

Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.

This went from a perfectly good joke to an entry filled with lame Chuck Norris-isms in the speed of one comment...

Takuma Nuva

Chuck Norris crushed this entry with his foot after he set it on fire with a match that he struck on a bar of soap. The boot was eaten.

Not much point in entry the now, eh?

Quite.

But Chex gives advice I already know. In fact, I do what he says everyday.

...Isn't Chex a cereal?

Still, it's impossible to have multiple Chuck Norrises. Why is cloning illegal? Because if Chuck Norris were to be cloned, one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick would meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Scientists theorize this as the end of the universe.

Why are you endangering the universe with Chuck and Mantax, then?

.....

Why are you endangering the universe with Chuck and Mantax, then?

Because I'd never do it with Mr. T. See, once, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked Mr. T at the same time Mr. T punched Chuck Norris. The result was the 80s.

(Sorry, Takuma, I had to. )

And Blade, I listen to Chex's advice every day. You have no idea how much Chex Party Mix is sitting on the counter right now.

That's a bit violent .

This entry can't get more off topic, can it?

What?

Im confused

Did my clones cause trouble while I was on vacation?

XD

Takuma Nuva

HE MOVED AGAIN. *BLAM*

 

HE'S NOT MOVING AT ALL. *BLAM*

YOU WILL NEVER KILL ME!!!!

You wanna see blam?

*Pulls out a RPG ang aims at Xaeraz*

Let me show you BLAM!

Ha! Im not your average Makuta!

I am a Makuta Anima!!!

Emps dont work on me!

(Notices I just made a RedvsBlue referance)