It's like the last counter on the dial; man, I'm really done-in,

This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be.

Tell me what ya want...

I want a brand new hut somewhere in the tribe of Roxtus,

'Cuz all these other Glatorian have done gone and rocked us,

And a Spikeball arena big enough for all my fellow Agori.

So what'cha need?

I need a,

Paytablet that's got no limit,

And a Vorox army that I'll make clean it,

That last sentence is confusing, but who cares?

You guessed it, not me!

Been there, done that...

I want a new tour wagon full of old Thornax,

My own super-sized, ultra-light, battle ax,

Something plated in gold or uranium is fine for me.

So how you gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade this life for glory and fame,

I'd even trash my helmet and ditch my name!

'Cuz we all just wanna be big Rock Skrall,

They rule every skirmish. Yeah, they win them all.

The wins come easy 'cuz the opposition's cheap,

Water. Tools. Resources. The rewards we reap.

And we'll,

Hang with the coolest warriors,

'Cuz celebrities are all friends of mine; not yours.

They've each got a name since they really impressed Tuma,

They didn't have to recite a single verse of "Numa Numa",

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Rock Skrall.

Hey, hey, I wanna be a Rock Skrall!

I wanna be great like Tarix without the conscience,

Even that old crazy Captain couldn't "Falcon Pawnch!" us,

I'd sign some autographs, but nobody appreciates me.

I'll have -- wait, what's a quesadilla?

I'll protect my head with the hottest helmets,

So long as it looks cool, it doesn't matter if it fits,

I'm gonna get myself a slave that will clean all my weapons for me.

So who ya gonna call? how ya gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade this life for glory and fame,

I'd even trash my helmet and ditch my name!

'Cuz we all just wanna be big Rock Skrall,

They rule every skirmish. Yeah, they win them all.

The wins come easy 'cuz the opposition's cheap,

Water. Tools. Resources. The rewards we reap.

And we'll,

Spar with other Skrall until we're tired,

Then drink some Red Bull Kane-Ra; get nice and wired,

We don't need taunts; Just an evil smile,

Scare the Agori into hiding under their beds for a long while.

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Rock Skrall.

I'm gonna fight those battles 'till everybody's bruised,

My winning Spikeball matches s'gonna be old news,

Get washed-up Glatorian to make my strategies,

When I enter that arena you'll hear my battle screeeeeeeeeam...

Well we all just wanna be big Rock Skrall,

They rule every skirmish. Yeah, they win them all.

The wins come easy 'cuz the opposition's cheap,

Water. Tools. Resources. The rewards we reap.

And we'll,

Hang with the coolest warriors,

'Cuz celebrities are all friends of mine; not yours.

They've each got a name since they really impressed Tuma,

They didn't have to recite a single verse of "Numa Numa",

And we'll,

Spar with other Skrall until we're tired,

Then drink some Red Bull Kane-Ra; get nice and wired,

We don't need taunts; Just an evil smile,

Scare the Agori into hiding under their beds for a long while.

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Rock Skrall.

Mmm, well, I wanna be a Rock Skrall!!!