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This Is A True Thing Which I Must Share


At the place I work (the local music store, a small business 'bout a mile from the Dok Lair), we recently moved all the product out of one room to make room for what is going to be a performance area for gigs, clinics, jam sessions, and so forth.

 

Well, my boss asked us three employees of his (among whom I have the most seniority, wowomglol) to write down some of our ideas for the space. Keep in mind, it's a music store.

 

Below are some highlights from what one teenage female coworker came up with:

Guitar Hero competitions

 

Dance parties

 

Art galleries

 

Solar panel awareness classes

 

Carving classes

 

Did I mention... music store?

 

A 5-8 foot stage (yes, for an entire band)

 

Hair cutting/makeup lessons

 

The space should be very versible (sic)

 

AND NOW FOR THE KICKER

 

Whistling/snapping lessons

 

AND INDOOR BUNGEE JUMPING

 

True story.

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Sumiki

Posted

Maybe you're supposed to carve instruments?

 

-=< :s: >=-

Dokuma

Posted

Or cut instruments' hair! :P
-Toa Lhikevikk-

Posted

No, the truly funny part is the "Solar Panel Awareness Classes" part. :superfunny:

Dokuma

Posted

OH I FORGOT

 

INDOOR BUNGEE JUMPING

 

What's worse is, I just got off the phone with my boss--my mom had put me up to calling him and asking about whistling lessons using a nasal voice (no one else can claim to be on this social level with their boss other than me :P)--and he's going to try it. Free whistling lessons to draw people in, aimed at small children.

 

I may have to leave my job. *facepalm*

Waffles

Posted

*facepalm*

 

I could be a special instructor in the whistling class. 'Cause sometimes I can whistle with my nose.

Neaku

Posted

You know, you can make the acronym thing invisible if you color it aliceblue and the rest colored normally inside it. ._.

 

Also try to include skipping.

Calvirick

Posted

Music Store? :blink:

 

This girl's got problems

Dokuma

Posted

You know, you can make the acronym thing invisible if you color it aliceblue and the rest colored normally inside it. ._.

 

Also try to include skipping.

wat

~kh

Posted

Solar Panel Awareness?

 

:blink:

 

:k::h:

Catra

Posted

INDOOR BUNGEE JUMPING 8D
Neverclear

Posted

You know, you can make the acronym thing invisible if you color it aliceblue and the rest colored normally inside it. ._.

 

Also try to include skipping.

wat

wat

 

Dokuma

Posted

Solar... panel... awareness? O_o

 

BtB

Solar Panel Awareness?

 

:blink:

 

:k::h:

Solar... panel... awareness.

Catra

Posted

You know, you can make the acronym thing invisible if you color it aliceblue and the rest colored normally inside it. ._.

 

Also try to include skipping.

wat

wat

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