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The Secret To Sounding Smart


Takuma Nuva

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Want to sound like the smartest cool cat in town? Using Takuma's patented (pending) Sound Smart method, you TOO can sound as smart as Takuma! All you have to do is tell your target audience the longest word in the english dictionary!

 

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For those of you who are among the general uneducated (or if you're just public schooled) the word is "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis".

 

Memorize it. Tell it to everyone. Spell it from memory. Also helps to know the definition for when they ask for it.

 

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The secret to sounding smart is to be very sure about things even if you know they're totally false and to talk about things the audience doesn't know enough about to correct you on.

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Actually, you just have to say you're homeschooled. :P

 

Also, up until now the longest words I knew were floccinaucinihilipilification, antidisestablishmentarianism, Diisobutylphenoxyethoxyethyldimethylbenzylammoniumchloride, and the scientific term for titin. Interesting.

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An easy alternative is sprinkling "ergo" into every five sentences or so. :)

~cap'n

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An easy alternative is sprinkling "ergo" into every five sentences or so. :)

~cap'n

I have found that asking the RIGHT questions can make it work, too

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I thought the secret to sounding smart is to type so much that people lose interest and assume whatever you said what smart.
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I thought the secret to sounding smart is to type so much that people lose interest and assume whatever you said what smart.

You mean like Bonsiii?

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AND CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

But you still have to steer.

 

And the real secret to sounding smart is being smart.

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