Hey Look No Update Other Entry posted by Dokuma January 24, 2010 511 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 Does anyone have some good fish jokes
Vezon The Piraka Posted January 23, 2010 "Carp" is a minced oath of a minced oath. [not funny I know] Quote Link to comment
Catra Posted January 23, 2010 So a baby seal walks into a club... YES I KNOW SEALS ARE MAMMALS LEAVE ME ALONE ;_; Quote Link to comment
Jayk Posted January 23, 2010 Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Quote Link to comment
GAY AS HECK Posted January 23, 2010 What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam. Quote Link to comment
Ghostie Posted January 24, 2010 What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't Tuna fish! *Buh-dum tzzch* Quote Link to comment
Nukaya Posted January 24, 2010 So a baby seal walks into a club... Gosh, those baby seals are just such party animals. They always seem to know where the best places to go clubbing are. If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws. -Nukaya Quote Link to comment
Ballom Nom Nom Posted January 24, 2010 What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh. ~B~ Quote Link to comment
Bitter Cold Posted January 24, 2010 so a lobster walks into a bar orders a drink sits and talks with the bartender for a while about various things irrelevant to the joke gets ready to leave bartender says "you planning on driving home?" lobster says "yeah" bartender says "you really shouldn't do that" because it's a lobster Quote Link to comment
Chunky! Posted January 24, 2010 How do you know how much a fish weighs? By its scales. "Now that was a knee-slapper!" Quote Link to comment
Than the Moa Posted January 24, 2010 WHAT THE CARP Boy, aren't we so clever. Bypassing the word filter isn't allowed. Consider this a warning. Quote Link to comment
Varaka Posted January 25, 2010 What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? ...One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Quote Link to comment
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