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A Man Walks Into A Bar


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He orders the club soda, and the man sitting next to him comments on the fact that they're both wearing the same shirt. As the two keep talking, they also find out they went to the same high school, were born in the same town, and have the same interests. The bartender gives the first man his bill, and he finds that he was vastly overcharged. He goes to the bartender to sort out the problem, and as he does so the other man steals his car. The man sorts out his bill but finds that the other man has left with his vehicle. Suddenly, a cat enters the bar, and amazingly, begins to speak.

 

What does the cat say?

 

Oh, and I guess I should do an Ask Dokuma Anything today. I'm too lazy to copy the banner here, though. The theme is the NFL.

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>What does the cat say?

 

1) Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

2) Yo dawg I heard you like cars so I had one of my homies take your car so we can put a car in it so you can drive while you drive

3) yo lemme get a drink

 

 

I have nothing NFL-related to say

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I think New Orleans is gonna win the superbowl. What do you think?

 

NFL ROCKS!=P

They have a decent shot, but bear in mind they wouldn't have had a chance in the NFC Championship if Min hadn't had so many turnovers. I'm pulling for the Colts... it'll be an interesting game fosho.

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I think New Orleans is gonna win the superbowl. What do you think?

 

NFL ROCKS!=P

They have a decent shot, but bear in mind they wouldn't have had a chance in the NFC Championship if Min hadn't had so many turnovers. I'm pulling for the Colts... it'll be an interesting game fosho.

 

If Favre had played it safe on the last play and ran, Longwell could of drilled the kick before overtime even happened. :wacko:

 

Oh, yeah, and another question. What do you think about the pro bowl? I don't like, especially when it is before the superbowl.

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Guest kopakanuva13

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“In me didst thou exist—and, in my death, see by this image, which is thine own, how utterly thou hast murdered thyself.”

Heh, seriously, the similarities are definitely in there :P

~ck

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"Fitzachmed fitzwicked! Fiztkidnap! Ransomowitz!"

 

(Anyone who knows what this's from will win the internets)

 

And the Saints are gonna go marchin' in this year.

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The Cat says 'THIS IS SPARTA!' and kicks the bartender. But, what the cat doesn't know is that the Bartender knows Kung-Fu. Both fight until the cops come. Suddenly, Tyrannosauruss in F-16s come out and blow up the back of the Hilton Hotel. Strakk comes out with an Afro and says POOLS CLOSED while EFG and Milhouse blow up Asia. The Bartender's parents heard what happened to the bar and his mom got scared she said 'You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-air!'

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Naw, forget it. Yo Holmes to Bel-Air!'.

 

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo Holmes, smell ya later!' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.’

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The Cat says 'THIS IS SPARTA!' and kicks the bartender. But, what the cat doesn't know is that the Bartender knows Kung-Fu. Both fight until the cops come. Suddenly, Tyrannosauruss in F-16s come out and blow up the back of the Hilton Hotel. Strakk comes out with an Afro and says POOLS CLOSED while EFG and Milhouse blow up Asia. The Bartender's parents heard what happened to the bar and his mom got scared she said 'You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-air!'

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought 'Naw, forget it. Yo Holmes to Bel-Air!'.

 

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo Holmes, smell ya later!' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.’

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If you read "bar" as "bear" this takes on an entirely new meaning.

 

I need to stop wearing my contacts for 15 hours... things start getting blurry....

-Laka

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"Fitzachmed fitzwicked! Fiztkidnap! Ransomowitz!"

 

(Anyone who knows what this's from will win the internets)

5 CHILDREN AND IT

I USED TO LOVE THAT BOOK

GIVE ME MY INTERNET NAO

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