You get a lobotomy, so you believe the prison isn't there. Start to act crazy, so you get transferred to an insane asylum. That's how you get out of the prison.

an asylum will keep you locked in your mind

Ummm... open your mind?

Ummm... open your mind?

meh that works too

You get a lobotomy, so you believe the prison isn't there. Start to act crazy, so you get transferred to an insane asylum. That's how you get out of the prison.

an asylum will keep you locked in your mind

Yeah, but it's not physical, so who cares. You got out of the prison that you were supposed to get out.

So... I have a new way to get out. Chew on the walls, because something is bound to come off eventually, even if it is your teeth. Then, take whatever came off and Macgyver a bomb out of it. You can then use said bomb to blow your way out. Sure, you might get cut up a bit by flying shrapnel, but, while yes it is slim, there is still a chance of survival. Congratulations! You're free!

So... I have a new way to get out. Chew on the walls, because something is bound to come off eventually, even if it is your teeth. Then, take whatever came off and Macgyver a bomb out of it. You can then use said bomb to blow your way out. Sure, you might get cut up a bit by flying shrapnel, but, while yes it is slim, there is still a chance of survival. Congratulations! You're free!

i see no profit from this plan

o Start thinking with portals.

o Walk back and forth until you, like, quantum tunnel out of the prison.

o Pray to God/Ceiling Cat/Flying Spaghetti Monster to work a miracle.

o Use the food delivery system to get out somehow

o Turn into Magneto and...yeah.

Tell me - is there a table in this room? I can get out of any prison, I just need some kind of furniture.

o Start thinking with portals.

o Walk back and forth until you, like, quantum tunnel out of the prison.

o Pray to God/Ceiling Cat/Flying Spaghetti Monster to work a miracle.

o Use the food delivery system to get out somehow

o Turn into Magneto and...yeah.

Tell me - is there a table in this room? I can get out of any prison, I just need some kind of furniture.

-SZ-

Step 1:

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!

Step 1:

 

Step 2: ???

 

Step 3: Profit!

-SZ-

Nope, there's nothing but the walls.

 

 

-SZ-

You mean, no ceiling or floor? Wow, this is going to be easier than I thought...

o Start thinking with portals.

o Walk back and forth until you, like, quantum tunnel out of the prison.

o Pray to God/Ceiling Cat/Flying Spaghetti Monster to work a miracle.

o Use the food delivery system to get out somehow

o Turn into Magneto and...yeah.

I wish I had a portal gun, but no.

Tell me - is there a table in this room? I can get out of any prison, I just need some kind of furniture.

Nope, there's nothing but the walls.

 

 

-SZ-

Alright, what kind of clothes am I wearing?

o Start thinking with portals.

o Walk back and forth until you, like, quantum tunnel out of the prison.

o Pray to God/Ceiling Cat/Flying Spaghetti Monster to work a miracle.

o Use the food delivery system to get out somehow

o Turn into Magneto and...yeah.

I wish I had a portal gun, but no.

Tell me - is there a table in this room? I can get out of any prison, I just need some kind of furniture.

Nope, there's nothing but the walls.

 

 

-SZ-

Alright, what kind of clothes am I wearing?

-SZ-

o Start thinking with portals.

o Walk back and forth until you, like, quantum tunnel out of the prison.

o Pray to God/Ceiling Cat/Flying Spaghetti Monster to work a miracle.

o Use the food delivery system to get out somehow

o Turn into Magneto and...yeah.

I wish I had a portal gun, but no.

Tell me - is there a table in this room? I can get out of any prison, I just need some kind of furniture.

Nope, there's nothing but the walls.

 

 

-SZ-

Alright, what kind of clothes am I wearing?

None, unfortunately.

 

 

-SZ-

Am I allowed to injure myself in order to get out?

Am I allowed to injure myself in order to get out?

-SZ-

Am I allowed to injure myself in order to get out?

Sure. Just nothing life-threatening.

 

 

-SZ-

In that case then, I can escape.

First, I bang my head against the wall until it gets sore. I take that saw, and use it to cut off my hair. I then cut all my hair in half. With those two halves, I put them together to make a whole. I take that hole, put it on the wall and climb out. B)

I cut off my finger and chuck it at the button.

-Z

antoher question is there a bathroom in this prison

But how do you cut it off?

antoher question is there a bathroom in this prison

-SZ-