Reused joke =/= funny

Reused joke =/= funny

Use of slash and equal signs != looks good

zomg u r sumwiki agin

Reused joke =/= funny

 

Use of slash and equal signs != looks good

Using the programming version ≠ Looks better.

Stealing the reused joke from EW. *Tsk* *Tsk*

Use of slash and equal signs != looks good

Actually, use of slash and equal signs == looks good.

OH SNAP DOUBLE EQUAL SIGN WHAT NOW

I think I'll buy the Smeagwood staff and maybe that nice new Nujuwood one.

My name is EmperorWhenua. You killed my gag. Prepare to die!

(Oh, and my image, too.)

~EW~

THAT STAFF'S POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAND!

WHAT! NINE THOUSAND?!

Divided by Zero.

Fool. The staff is but the focus. You are the power.

And your power is insignificant to mine. I have no limit to my power.

*flicks away with finger*

~EW~

You forgot about the cheesy, Deus Ex Machina-ish emergency shutoff switch for your power, EW.

[flips switch]

Say, how much does that Black Sixwood staff cost?

Say, how much does that Black Sixwood staff cost?

Six cents and a chihuahua.

You forgot about the cheesy, Deus Ex Machina-ish emergency shutoff switch for your power, EW.

 

[flips switch]

Fool! That is but a prop-- and is in fact the smiting switch for whoever uses it! Thou art smitten, tiny mortal.

Say, how much does that Black Sixwood staff cost?

Six cents and a chihuahua.

Actually, if you read the label, it says "resale value not changable." The actual cost is $42, a German shepherd pup, two packets of Earl Grey tea, and your soul.

~EW~