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Pretend This Scrolls Over A Starry Background.


EmperorWhenua

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JUST RECENTLY ON A SITE VERY, VERY NEAR...

The villainous DARTH VADER has taken over! In one SWEEPING MOVE, the BZP STAFF have enlisted the help of MARSHMALLOW
plushies and deposed the old Jedi Master MAKARU from his coordination hub.

High priestess and queen NUKAYA CLOUD FIRE strikes back, however, enlisting the support of masked vigilante
EMPERORWHENUA who, upon waking one SUNDAY morning at NOON, realized he should change his name in support of his not so new FRIEND.

As the SIDES start forming, VERY FEW people are watching to see who else may JOIN NUKAYA CLOUD FIRE'S righteous cause.
However, EMPERORWHENUA eagerly invites ANYONE and EVERYONE to JOIN the fight and don on the ARMOR OF FLAMING
PRECIPITATION. This is WAR, and this is NOT SPARTA, or PATRICK. DARTH VADER is PATRICK, not this.

*dun dun dudududuuuuun~*



So yeah, please join us and add some sort of precipitation and then flame synonym to the ends of your names. It would make us so very happy. =)


Current Members:
Most Noble and Almighty Master of the Horde:
EmperorWhenua Fog Flame

Plebeians:
Kohila Sleet Scorch
Phyoohrii Mist Pyre
Toa_Ausar Deluge Ember
SK Acid Rain Conflagration
Toa Kaitan Thunder Inferno
Neelh Nuva Firestorm
Jalina Sea Blaze

Honoraries:
Nukaya Cloud Fire
BCii dancing crystal heart

~EW~

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I dunno about you but I think if DV were able to change his name, it would be pretty hilarious if he changed it to "The Krusty Krab" just to make that joke.
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Um....

 

So, wait. DV is my boss but he's not my boss but he totally is and I'm his Jedi apprentice or something but at the same time I'm more or less acting the part of Leia while leading Rogue Squadron into battle....?

 

Wha....? Rene, that is like the world's craziest plot hole.

 

-Nukaya

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Um....

 

So, wait. DV is my boss but he's not my boss but he totally is and I'm his Jedi apprentice or something but at the same time I'm more or less acting the part of Leia while leading Rogue Squadron into battle....?

 

Wha....? Rene, that is like the world's craziest plot hole.

 

-Nukaya

 

Maybe there's some crazy plot-twist that explains the plot-hole.

 

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I'd help, but the whole 90 day rule kinda gets in the way. :P

 

Although Rockhound Sky Lightning does kinda hold a certain appeal.

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Hate to burst your Death Star, but the words don't scroll across a starry background. Stars don't show up until the words have all gone by.

 

I find your lack of accuracy disturbing.

 

«Takuma Nuva»
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:kaukau:You know, I've actually seen that picture of a white Darth Vader, before. I believe it was called "Star Wars Infinities". It was pretty epic, too.

 

Anyways, hate to burst Nukaya's Death Star, but Darth Vader is cooler. You know, because he's Darth Vader. You just can't beat that.

 

Meanwhile, although I'm tempted to change my name to "Kraggh's Flaming Pry Bar", I don't think I will. I think I'd rather change it to Darth Kraggh.

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

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I was going to post a pic of Leia facepalming to the going-ons around here, but apparently there aren't any, so I'll post this instead:

 

darthvaderdance.gif

 

Takuma, I'm looking at it right and I'm seeing stars. At least they look like stars. Kind of fuzzy, though.

 

Um, Kraggh, I don't have a Death Star to begin with. I've got....well, I'm not really anyone anyways, so I guess I've got nothing.

 

....and I'm not sure where trying to out-coolify other people came into play....

 

YES DANCING RANDOMNESS. It makes me happy.

 

-Nukaya

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:kaukau:I think the out-cooling was part of the agenda of EmperorWhenua.

 

And what? Doesn't everybody have their own personal Death Star?

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

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I'd join but I never change my name.

Neither had I in all my years until now, but I figure even if this rebellion turns out to be a bust, I can always audition to be the name of one of the Winter Hero Factory sets. :huh:

~
Åusår Deluge Ember

 

P.S. I take issue with this new blog description, it's the
"Land of love, peace, trees, and
liquid sunshine
."
;)

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